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Vyvian Risotto
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Location: The power of the poor and the posh alike.
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| Poison Simpson wrote: |
But Kla's a boy...
Oh, btw, nice Rock Roll.  |
I know, I was joking. 
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Poison Simpson
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:54 pm |
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| Wait, when does the best theory get the price? |
Don't hold your breath. |
Wait, DO hold your breath! 
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Simon Brancacane
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Joined: 17 Jul 2007
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Location: Karlstad, Sweden. Coolness rating: 10
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:59 pm |
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| Poison Simpson wrote: |
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| Simon Brancacane wrote: |
| Wait, when does the best theory get the price? |
Don't hold your breath. |
Wait, DO hold your breath! |
What do you mean?  |
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Poison Simpson
Joined: 29 Jun 2008
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Location: Joey Sturgis' House
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:00 pm |
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| Simon Brancacane wrote: |
| Poison Simpson wrote: |
| Donny Lebowski wrote: |
| Simon Brancacane wrote: |
| Wait, when does the best theory get the price? |
Don't hold your breath. |
Wait, DO hold your breath! |
What do you mean? |
Ah, nothing, 'tis just a joke. 
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Simon Brancacane
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Location: Karlstad, Sweden. Coolness rating: 10
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:04 pm |
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| Poison Simpson wrote: |
| Simon Brancacane wrote: |
| Poison Simpson wrote: |
| Donny Lebowski wrote: |
| Simon Brancacane wrote: |
| Wait, when does the best theory get the price? |
Don't hold your breath. |
Wait, DO hold your breath! |
What do you mean? |
Ah, nothing, 'tis just a joke. |
If you mean I should hold my breath until I die, that is impossible. When the body need oxygen, we will breath automatically.
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Homer Simpson
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
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Location: UK, England
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:26 pm |
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*Slaps Forehead*
Anyway.
One day, in a land far far away, a little boy called Gionatan was born. He decided he wanted to make a game containing some bears that did awesome stuff.
So...He made it.
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Donny Lebowski
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Joined: 01 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:29 pm |
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| Homer Simpson wrote: |
One day, in a land far far away, a little boy called Gionatan was born. He decided he wanted to make a game containing some bears that did awesome stuff.
So...He made it. |
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Vyvian Risotto
Joined: 25 Feb 2007
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:32 pm |
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Meh, mine 'twas better. xD
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Talos Mazinga
Joined: 14 Sep 2008
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:34 pm |
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You should release the other version
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Noname Totoro
Joined: 25 Apr 2008
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Location: Earth, it's a planet in Milky way
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:37 pm |
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There was once a cow...A fat cow.
That once cow ate some magic grass.
And she turned to SUPERCOW!!!
Then, once there was some trouble at the zoo and Supercow came and the world exploded!
Then the only person left was Hunter.
He once said in this situation ha would breed with an animal.
So he chose polar bears.
And he had five sons with a female bear.
Sadly, in a few weeks Hunter and his wife died.
Hunter never noticed there much people left in the every other bit of the world.
But for some unknown reason the hoomunbarez decided to fight crime.
And they became WARBEARS!!!
~Fin
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Hunter Risotto
Joined: 17 Jan 2007
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Location: Land of tea Rank: Village idiot.
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I think it is fairly obvious they all met in an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting ..  |
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Abcdie Lebowski
Joined: 22 Nov 2008
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Location: East Elmhurst, NY
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| If Steve live a very long time without expiration date, he could kill about 1,000,000,000,000 enemies. Maybe in this rate, BTC will be save. |
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Linda Giffuri
Joined: 19 Oct 2007
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Location: The Magical Land of Awesomeness
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| Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:56 am |
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| Vyvian Risotto wrote: |
| Meh, mine 'twas better. xD |
Riiiight. Ain't Vyv very cute? I like Homer's. It's more REALISTIC. xD Oh well It's just a theory. Aaaand I like Kla to be a girl. xD
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Smartypants Giffuri
Joined: 22 May 2008
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Location: Monkeyland!
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| Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:07 pm |
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Once there was two smart losers named Giontion Iasio, and Dr. Xam.They were working on genetically enhancing animals so that they could have a yellow walking dolphin named Moonlight.After several experiments with small animals like hampsters, they decided to try the experiments on bigger, wilder animals.So they went on a trip to [enter correct word] Pole to experiment on penguins and polar bears.
Picking out 5 bears and a few Penguins they began to enhance their DNA in a way that would make them more human.Showing them various items such as coffee, guns, swords, bombs and Nintendo technology, they hoped to affect there minds and give each of them a specific personality.The Final experiment was to transfer the brains of actual humans who had been horribly hurt in a recent attack on BTC and volunteered to have their minds put into bears in a hope to be normal again.Well normaler then they looked at the time.
Unknown to Giontion though, Dr. Xam had secretly been working on a Sixth bear!He was giving this one a specific personality too...the personality of Giontion Iasio, and had been copying memories from his brain into the bear with a special machine while he was sleepling!Upon planning to leave with the animals now nearly adapted to there new way oflife, Dr. Xam pushed Giontion down a big hole!
Upon returning to the science lab in the city of Bedtime, he gave the bears clothes and weaponry and then released the five originals to mingle with the citizens.He then created a device that could make the sixth Bear look human, and resemble the original Giontion, and re-named him as 'Ioji Desu'.
A few days later Dr. Xam was put on trial after Arnold Quizzo (A young man who had recently won a prize of a Quiz facility) had noticed that the strange citizens that were shaped like bears were returning to his science lab every night.Before the trials end Dr. Xam had disappeared.
The old court master jebidiah Tom Girrufi decided that the four bears would be allowed to stay in the city, under the condition to use there new abilities to help out the public deeming them 'The Warbears'.
At this same time Ioji Desu was had been selected by The Mayor to be the new designer, and would help in creating Bedtime City and making it a better place(As well as making several laws such as the 10 credit a day wage((communist?)) and the cost of lava Cocktails).
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Sorry if you think it was bad I made it up while waiting for the four Star pizza guys to finish my stuff. |
That explains a lot.
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Smartypants Giffuri
Joined: 22 May 2008
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Location: Monkeyland!
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| Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:15 pm |
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My theory:
The bears were all humans at first. The Commander had lived in Bedtime City for a long time. He was a good friend of the Mayor, and had much Commanding skills.
One day, the Mayor found out that a gang of villains, known as the Groundhogs, were terrorizing the towns near Bedtime. He was very worried about this, and he thought about making an extra war squad. He knew that his friend, later known as The Commander, were good at commanding, so he sent him an E-mail and asked him if he could make one. The Commander was very happy about this, so he sent the Mayor an e-mail and said yes.
The first thing The Commander did, was thinking about how many warriors he needed. 3, he said to himself. One with swords, one with a gun and one that could blow things up. He knew that a guy who lived near Bedtime City, called Lucas, had been nominated to the best grenade expert lots of times. He called Lucas and asked if he wanted to be in the squad, and Lucas said yes.
Now The Commander wanted to know who was the best gunner in Bedtime City. He asked the manager of the shooting range, who told him that the best gunner was called Kla. The Commander asked Kla if he wanted to join, and Kla accepted.
The next thing The Commander did was going to Japan, and ask for the three best swordsmen. He knew that Japanese guys are good at swordfighting. The three best swordsmen in Japan was Watashi, Ryoh and Takaro. After watching the three swordsmen in action, he picked Ryoh the katana expert and asked him about joining the squad. Ryoh accepted.
Now The Commander had three good warriors: Kla, Ryoh and Lucas. But a week later, he recieved an e-mail from a guy named Steve. He had heard about the new war squad and wanted to join very badly. The Commander thought for a long time. He knew that a very intelligent person might be of use, so he sent Steve an e-mail and asked if he was smart. Steve knew he was pretty dumb, but he lied to The Commander and said he was a real mastermind.
The Commander took Steve to his office, and gave him a DS to work with, so that The Commander could see if he was smart or not. Poor Steve started working, but he did the wrong thing almost at once. Kla, feeling sorry for Steve, whispered to Steve and told him what to do. But The Commander saw it, and told Steve he couldn’t join the squad. But then he realized that Kla had helped him, so he asked Kla if he could take the DS and let Steve use the gun. Kla didn't want to, but when he thought about poor Steve he accepted. Now the team had four members: Lucas, with his explosives, Ryoh, with his katanas, Steve, with the gun, and Kla, with the DS.
The Commander presented his team to the Mayor, who felt very pleased. Now Bedtime could face the Groundhogs without worrying. But then the Mayor realised something. The Groundhogs actually were real groundhogs! The Mayor knew that 4 humans couldn’t fight against groundhogs. He told The Commander so, and The Commander was dreadfully disappointed. But then Kla suggested that they could turn into another animal, that was better than groundhogs! The Commander wondered if Kla was joking. They couldn’t possibly turn into animals! Or could they?
The Commander sent a PM to Ioji, the creator of the Bedtime world. Ioji said he could turn The Commander, Steve, Kla, Lucas and Ryoh into bears. After some weeks of programming, The Commander and his 4 warriors had white fur and tails. Now they could really face the Groundhogs without fear. After a month, The Commander got a message from the Mayor. The Groundhogs were robbing the Bedtime City bank! And... well, you know the rest. |
That is also amazing.
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