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Do you prefer Conventional ways or random ways to open fortune cookies?
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46% |
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30% |
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Dqwertyc Lebowski
Joined: 13 Aug 2007
Posts: 50
Location: That way plus or minus One hundred-eighty degrees
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 Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 4:54 pm |
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This is a post that has one goal: to make up funny ways to open a fortune cookie.
Please, only post one way a day. Also, don't go to overboard with the power tools. Remember that the fortun cookies do not have ears or eyes, so even if someone/song/movie is realy bad, nothing will happen to it! Finally, Make sure that the fortune is readable!!!
The author of the best idea might get to be in a comic series I am in the process of making.
For the first idea, I'll get the obvious one out of the way.
Grab both ends and pull apart. Read fortune and enjoy!
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Rayman Totoro
Joined: 01 Apr 2008
Posts: 193
Location: Here (no, here, not there)
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:10 pm |
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Headbutt it.
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Solidusnake Anderson
Joined: 20 Oct 2008
Posts: 923
Location: North Korea
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:14 pm |
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| use C4 |
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Takeoshi Totoro
Warbears Mockup Master
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 2172
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:31 pm |
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Poop
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Blu Burritos
Joined: 15 Nov 2007
Posts: 53
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:35 pm |
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| Kick it. |
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Solidusnake Anderson
Joined: 20 Oct 2008
Posts: 923
Location: North Korea
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:41 pm |
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| USE A NUKE!!!! |
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Stuart Lebowski
Bug Hunters Team Member
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 266
Location: Lancaster
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:44 pm |
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Put it in an automatic door then let the door close and crush it.
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Jefff Anderson
Joined: 26 Jun 2008
Posts: 1096
Location: Canada!
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:53 pm |
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| Eat it and swallow the fortune and go to the doctors so he could go get it out for you and then read it. |
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Noname Totoro
Joined: 25 Apr 2008
Posts: 397
Location: Earth, it's a planet in Milky way
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 6:03 pm |
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Saw it.
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Neji Simpson
Joined: 16 Feb 2008
Posts: 600
Location: In your kitchen, eating your food.
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 6:04 pm |
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Karate-Chop it.
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Silk Simpson
Joined: 29 Aug 2007
Posts: 482
Location: On a bus, sleeping.
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 6:40 pm |
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Down at this estaurant I used to go to, they gave us Fortune cookies, but they were in little plastic wrappers.
So I'd sit on it, which opens the plastic and crushs the cookie so I can easily find the fortune. |
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Frankengoober Simpson
Comic Team Member
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
Posts: 1170
Location: Canada, fo sho.
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Donkey Burritos
Joined: 25 Nov 2007
Posts: 872
Location: Birmingham IQ:147
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:20 pm |
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Chuck Norris it.
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Mcrfreak Simpson
Bug Hunters Team Member
Joined: 10 Jul 2007
Posts: 1909
Location: Éire
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:27 pm |
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| Flirt with it, it would eventually crack. |
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Donny Lebowski
Official Comic Maker
Joined: 01 Apr 2008
Posts: 2176
Location: UK, England.
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:29 pm |
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Get Taco to look at it.
If it's anything like a mirror, it's a goner.
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