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Takeoshi Totoro
Warbears Mockup Master
Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 2172
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 6:58 pm |
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Labana House wrote: |
JP told me just now "I'm the biggest boss of them all"
Just putting it out there... |
So we should vote to fire you? K np then |
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Tango Totoro
Quizaboom Team Member
Joined: 02 Jul 2008 Posts: 1277
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:40 am |
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I have strong reason to believe that Jurgen is the boss. You can totally trust me! _________________
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Simon Griffin
Joined: 01 Jan 2014 Posts: 13
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:19 am |
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I should probably vote for Tango as being the boss. Just because. =P |
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Pete Totoro
Translators Team
Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 857 Location: In the land of Köttbullar and Smörgåsbord.
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:48 am |
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Jurgen: 4
Tango: 6 |
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Jurgen Smith
Quizaboom Team Member
Joined: 19 Aug 2007 Posts: 547 Location: 19th Century Ganymede
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:01 pm |
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Pete Totoro wrote: |
Jurgen: 4
Tango: 6 |
wow rude |
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Jonpatrick Smith
Joined: 18 Aug 2007 Posts: 1064 Location: Paradise
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:45 pm |
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Everybody heal clap! _________________ "Common citizens? Wisdom? Is this some kind of a joke?" - Kristoph Gavin |
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Globox Simpson
Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 1567 Location: The land of Köttbullar and Smörgåsbord, and epic guys with beards and hats
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Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:07 pm |
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You have about 24 hours to send in your PMs if you haven't already. I'll send out reminders. |
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Globox Simpson
Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 1567 Location: The land of Köttbullar and Smörgåsbord, and epic guys with beards and hats
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:19 pm |
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The boss phase has begun. Will update as soon as the Boss has decided on their actions. |
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Globox Simpson
Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 1567 Location: The land of Köttbullar and Smörgåsbord, and epic guys with beards and hats
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:45 am |
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Story
Despite the announcement that layoffs would begin, the atmosphere at the company remained much the same. Few people thought that they might become one of the unlucky ones, thinking that they were too important to the company to get fired. That was, however, far from the truth. In the eyes of management, all employees were equally terrible. The voting worked as a screening process to determine which workers were unfit for the job.
Down in the manufacturing area, Miniman had began suspecting that something was wrong. One of his co-workers, Amazing, had been missing for a while. When the break had started, he was quick to ask his co-workers. Nobody really seemed to know. Well, except for one. Ben was quick to speak up. "I'm not too sure, but I think that the mysterious barrel in the warehouse showed up at the same time Amazing disappeared" he said.
Intrigued by this, Miniman and Ben headed for the warehouse area, letting Katz use his forklift to bring the barrel down to them. "Hydrofluoric acid" Miniman commented after reading the label. "It dissolves nearly everything, except some kinds of plastic" he added, prying the lid open. The sight they saw was a gruesome one, consisting of what seemed to be some kind of human soup. At the top, a laminated ID card was floating around, with the name "Amazing Simpson" on it. Who would do such a thing?
Katz, Miniman and Ben all looked at each other with the same horrifying realization in their mind, though before any of them could open their mouths, Ninjabear came running. "It's going to blow! Everybody out!" he shouted and the four men began running towards the exit. It was locked. The emergency exit, as well. A loud bang was heard, followed by a pipe named "HF" bursting open.
A few minutes later, a message was heard over the intercom system. "Due to a hydrofluoric acid leakage in the warehouse, areas of the building will be closed off until the cleaning has finished. Please be patient and return to your assigned tasks"
Firings
Amazing was fired for failing to vote.
Katz, Miniman, Ben and Ninjabear were fired by the Boss.
Memo
The company management wishes to congratulate the carbon rod in workshop 9F on its seventh consecutive Worker of The Week award.
Psychiatrist Question
Q: What gender are you?
A: A gender well suited to top management positions.
The second voting phase has begun! Get your votes/actions in by March 16th 23:59 GMT +1! |
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Takeoshi Totoro
Warbears Mockup Master
Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 2172
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 10:50 am |
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Let's get the ball rolling on this.
I am not the boss. Please do not vote for me.
Please vote for Jurgen. Jurgen is the boss. |
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Zeus Simpson
Joined: 06 May 2009 Posts: 1175 Location: The Ceiling.
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:23 pm |
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Well I'm convinced _________________ Replaying the secret location because I forgot all the passwords |
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Labana House
Joined: 05 Jun 2008 Posts: 311 Location: Mami's heart
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:36 pm |
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I'm going to be hones, that answer sounds a lot like JP.... |
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Zane Lebowski
Joined: 01 Sep 2008 Posts: 182 Location: Candy LAND!
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 5:24 pm |
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Labana House wrote: |
I'm going to be hones, that answer sounds a lot like JP.... |
Thats the same thing that came to my mind, too... JP, you are suspicious! |
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Labana House
Joined: 05 Jun 2008 Posts: 311 Location: Mami's heart
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:59 pm |
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Fire JP |
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Ben Lebowski
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Joined: 04 Apr 2007 Posts: 2073 Location: United States
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Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:16 pm |
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