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Jurgen Smith
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Joined: 19 Aug 2007 Posts: 547 Location: 19th Century Ganymede
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:28 pm |
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In the run-up to the Christmas season of concerts, Warbears’ own World’s Worst Orchestra were deeply focused in their rehearsals. Unfortunately for them, they were also living up to their name, and the conductor’s fate was soon sealed: he bled to death from the ears.
But in such adversity, and from such tragedy, an opportunity springs: the players all seek one thing – to be the next to wield that infamous baton, and control the rest of their crowd.
The percussion readied their sticks. The strings sharpened their bows. The woodwind practised their hardest to reach the resonant frequency of the human skull.
The oboes, however, were still stuck sounding like slightly unwell ducks.
Who would emerge with the baton after such a war? There’s only one way to find out…
Ready, Aim, Fire!
Welcome to RAF: the Musical Interlude!
Each round, you must PM me with one of the following actions:
Shoot Someone: The person you shoot will die, unless they have shot themselves. If they shot themselves, then you will die in their place.
Shoot the Air: Go frolic in the arena as best you can, and hope not to get hit. You will not harm anyone, but if anyone chooses to shoot you, then you will die.
Shoot Yourself: The option taken by the most paranoid of players. In normal circumstances, you die. However, if someone shoots you, they will die, and you survive.
If you fail to send me an action, you will shoot the air. If you do so for two consecutive rounds, then you will be eliminated in a manner of my choosing.
To sign up as a member of the World’s Worst Orchestra, and fight for the right to conduct it, please post a musical instrument (or something that could be repurposed to one to play in this esteemed group) in BLUE below.
Signups are open, and will be closed on November 15th, 23:59 GMT.
PLAYERS
Knyh Risotto - knyh from an alternate dimension playing a jar of seven year out of date mayonnaise
Miniman Mazinga - knyh from the Christmas dimension playing one jingle bell
Rojoco Anderson - Harpsichord
Katz Giffuri - Vibraslap
Takeoshi Totoro - Knyh holding a cat by both ends trying to make it screech in tune
Ninjabear Simpson - Piano
Marshall Brancacane - The Maddest of Saxophones
Pete Totoro - Knyh from an alternative dimension where he thinks he's skilled at the violin but actually isn't
Stingooo Totoro - Knyh from an alternate dimension drumming pencils on a plastic table to the tune of Darude Sandtorm
Crazyone Totoro - Knyh from an alternate dimension playing a trumpet by sticking his entire head into the wrong end
Zane Lebowski - Knyh from an alternate dimension is playing a knyh from another alternate dimension who believes he is a contrabass
Scarlett Totoro - Knyh from an alternate dimension playing Scotland the Brave on life sized, Knyh-shaped bagpipes
Tango Totoro - Typing on a computer keyboard
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Knyh Risotto
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Joined: 05 Jan 2008 Posts: 2358 Location: BACKWARDS
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:29 pm |
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Mayonnaise _________________
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Miniman Mazinga
Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 2
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:32 pm |
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JINGLE BELLS
MERRY CHRISTMAS |
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Rojoco Anderson
Joined: 15 Feb 2008 Posts: 481 Location: England, United Kingdom
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:44 pm |
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Harpsichord |
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Katz Giffuri
Joined: 03 Jul 2010 Posts: 176 Location: Behind U With A Knife. Cuttin U A Piece of Cake.
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Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 11:32 pm |
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Vibraslap |
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Takeoshi Totoro
Warbears Mockup Master
Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 2172
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:46 pm |
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knyh holding a cat by both ends trying to make it screech in tune |
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Knyh Risotto
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Joined: 05 Jan 2008 Posts: 2358 Location: BACKWARDS
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:08 pm |
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Takeoshi Totoro wrote: |
knyh holding a cat by both ends trying to make it screech in tune |
you can't use me also my hands will be covered in mayonnaise how does this work _________________
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Ninjabear Simpson
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Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 1388 Location: France
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:17 pm |
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Piano |
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Takeoshi Totoro
Warbears Mockup Master
Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 2172
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:33 pm |
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Knyh Risotto wrote: |
Takeoshi Totoro wrote: |
knyh holding a cat by both ends trying to make it screech in tune |
you can't use me also my hands will be covered in mayonnaise how does this work |
no |
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Marshall Brancacane
Joined: 22 Jul 2010 Posts: 105 Location: England
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:55 pm |
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The Maddest of Saxophones. |
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Pete Totoro
Translators Team
Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Posts: 857 Location: In the land of Köttbullar and Smörgåsbord.
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 11:57 pm |
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Knyh from an alternative dimension where he thinks he's skilled at the violin but actually isn't. |
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Stingooo Totoro
Joined: 20 Aug 2009 Posts: 133 Location: ummm BTC
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:35 pm |
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Drumming pencils on a plastic table to the tune of Darude Sandstorm |
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Knyh Risotto
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Joined: 05 Jan 2008 Posts: 2358 Location: BACKWARDS
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 9:23 pm |
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can i change my instrument to knyh from an alternate dimension playing a jar of four year out of date mayonnaise
please and thankyou _________________
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Crazyone Totoro
Joined: 10 Nov 2007 Posts: 850 Location: Warbears, UK :3
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 11:33 pm |
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Knyh from an alternate dimension playing a trumpet by sticking his entire head into the wrong end |
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Stingooo Totoro
Joined: 20 Aug 2009 Posts: 133 Location: ummm BTC
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 12:58 am |
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May I change mine slightly by "Knyh from an alternate dimension drumming pencils on a plastic table to the tune of Darude Sandtorm"
please thank you dear |
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