Traps and Treasure - Game thread

Globox Simpson · Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:45 am

Twelve brave adventures had gathered outside the old Darkcore Industries lab, hoping to find some technology that they could use to save the world, or draw a giant penis with. As they prepared to enter the building, the leader, Globox Simpson, said "I'll go first and do a quick check, you guys can stay here". After a while, the other eleven heard a "Oh god noooo!", followed by a scream. When they rushed down, they found Globox's dead body, and a lot of blood. His stomach was sliced open, and the head was gone. At that moment, the door closed behind them, making it unable to open. "Well, we'll have to find an exit", Yummytummy said. He turned on his flashlight, which revealed six doors in front of them. Would it lead them out to safety, or would it lead them all to death?

There are six doors.

PM me which door you want to hide a trap in, which one you want to hide treasure in and which one you want to go through. You have until June 26th GMT+1, due to me going on vacation.

Players:
Yummytummy Burritos
Timotini Mazinga
Oscar House
Ironwolfman Smith
Ninja Panzerotten
Nickyh Smith
Linda Giffuri
Yangster Risotto
Deiru Totoro
Josh Panzerotten
Samsinater Totoro
Jurgen Totoro

Nickyh Smith · Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 933 Location: Taiwan

Someone dislocated your head, while also slicing your stomach open? That's some serious overkill...
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Samsinater Totoro · Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:21 pm

Why would we search a laboratory JUST for a drawing utensil? Oh, well, no, I guess there could be a laser to draw with instead...
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Globox Simpson · Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:38 pm

Not drawing utensils, new inventions that got scrapped and other stuff, of which some can be used to draw.

Samsinater Totoro · Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:23 pm

Hmm. When you put it like that, it makes me imagine us looking for an antennae to draw with because it's pointy. Meh, whatever.
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Timotini Mazinga · Joined: 29 Dec 2008 Posts: 2515 Location: Rock land

Finally
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Globox Simpson · Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:57 am

After seeing what had happened to Globox, the group decided to split up. Linda, Timotini and Samsinater went through door 2. In there, they found a bladeless knife without a handle. Unfortunately Timotini's hand slipped and he cut his arm. He dropped the knife, but it cut Linda's hand. She threw it away... Right in Samsinater's eye. The three of them went together through the next door, where they came inside a hallway with another 5 doors. They decided to wait for the others. Ironwolfman went by himself through door 3, but unfortunately something ripped his spine out, leaving him dead on the floor. Josh went by himself through door 4. Inside he twice slipped on non-melting ice, but he quickly found out that it would be great for cooling beer. He took three large blocks and then found himself in the same hallway as Linda, Timotini and Samsinater. Nickyh went on his own through door 5, on pavements shining like silver. Unfortunately a bullet hit him in the chest, but he found a first aid kit and took the virtual reality machine with him. Oscar, Jurgen and Yummytummy went through door 6. Inside they found a sandwich, but when everybody started fighting about who should eat it, everyone got injured. They also found themselves in the hallway. When they figured out what had happened to Ironwolfman, they decided to be more careful in the future...

Ironwolfman died. (If everyone with his score had died, the game would have ended VERY quickly, so I used random.org to decide who should die.)
There are now 5 doors.

The results:
(X = Trap T = Treasure)
Door 1:
X TTT

Door 2:
XX T

Door 3:
X

Door 4:
XX TTT

Door 5:
X T

Door 6:
XX T

Yummytummy: -1
Timotini: -1
Oscar: -1
Ninja: -1
Nickyh: 0
Linda: -1
Yangster: -1
Deiru: -1
Josh: 1
Samsinater: -1
Jurgen: -1

Get in your PMs before midnight Thursday GMT+1! Ninja, Yangster and Deiru need to send in their actions next round, or they'll die.

Yummytummy Burritos · Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 1009 Location: England

Yangster and Deiru should lose a point, you said so in your recruitment thread.
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Globox Simpson · Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:37 pm

Woops, forgot about that. Fixed.

Nickyh Smith · Joined: 12 Dec 2007 Posts: 933 Location: Taiwan

...if only the game had actually just ended like that XD
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Samsinater Totoro · Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 8:18 pm

Oh, sure, Timotini get's his arm cut off, But I get my bloody eye stabbed out. This game is so unfair.
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Linda Giffuri · Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:22 am

I think Globox is mad at you for some reason...nah kidding! ;D
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Samsinater Totoro · Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:11 pm

No, really. It's easy to replace an arm, but how many people do you see with advanced cybernetic eyeballs? Pretty much none, just glass eyeballs(that can't be used to see. >_<) and eye patches. Fudgeys.
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You know what I need? A tattoo of a two-headed three-titted pirate.

I used to feel like a man trapped inside a woman's body, but then I was born...

Save the trees! Wipe your bum with an owl!

Jurgen Smith · Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:52 pm

Not easy to replace it with a working arm...

Samsinater Totoro · Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 3:39 am

Are you frickin' kidding me? Oh, you're in the UK, you might have not heard. See, replacing an arm is easy, whether it's like one of those hook thinks some war veterans have, or like the sleek black one that kid from Kids National Geographic has.

It's so advanced, in fact, that these scientist guys and working on putting pressure/temperature sensitive things into these arms so people can still feel things with a sense of touch. Sounds pretty cool to me.
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You know what I need? A tattoo of a two-headed three-titted pirate.

I used to feel like a man trapped inside a woman's body, but then I was born...

Save the trees! Wipe your bum with an owl!