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Warts Smith
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Eh, shouldn't of chosen something hard like that. Different theme. 
Top 10 things you'd do if...
...You were in a plane 1000ft above the ground about to skydive
This one should be good. 
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Mdr Anderson
Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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Location: That flag is full of LIES! Im Canadian!
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| Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 11:50 pm |
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10. jump
9. fall
8. fall
7. fall
6. fall
5. fall
4. fall
3. parachute fail
2. secondary parachute fail
1. constant swearing before i die |
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Warts Smith
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| Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:58 am |
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I'm going to post my own top 10. 
10) Be excited to jump
9) Be afraid to jump
8) Start thinking about fried chicken
7) Panic when the guy tells me that we have to get ready to jump
6) Pee a little
5) Comes time I have to jump
4) Guy tries to encourage me, I throw him out
3) Knock out the pilots
2) Start flying the plane down to ground
1) Figured I can't drive a plane then end up skydiving anyway then have a panic attack, then rushed to the hospital
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Mimmy Anderson
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| Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:50 am |
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10) Swear at the idiots who forced me to do this
9) Look down and puke
8) Eat a chicken
7) Puke in the helicopter
6) Ask someone to clean up the puke
5) Refuse to go skydiving
4) Pray
3) Jump
2) Parachute
1) Eat a taco
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Daredevil Anderson
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
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Location: Helping the doctor save the Earth and stuff.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 8:13 pm |
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Push the other person who is in the plane.
Throw the pilot out of the plane
Detroy the plane controls.
Swear.
Remember I am hungry.
Fly down to Caseys.
Pickup a Doughnut.
Fly back up.
See the pilot smashed on the ground
Laugh.
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Warts Smith
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| Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:15 pm |
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Okay, I'm running out of ideas. So if anyone has Top 10 Theme Ideas, PM me, then we're going to have a vote. (I hope we get more than 10)
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Garfield Simpson
Joined: 21 Feb 2007
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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| Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:59 am |
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10. Hope that Tory Belleci's on the plane.
9. Swear if he isn't.
8. Get someone to pull my finger.
7. Make said person hear a tuba.
6. Freak out at 1000 feet.
5. Roll out of the plane.
4. Scream like Grant Imahara.
3. Pretend to be Keanu Reeves.
2. Deploy parachute.
1. Change underwear on ground.
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Jonpatrick Smith
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
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Location: Paradise
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| Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:19 pm |
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10.Get really nervous
9.Check for snakes on the plane
8.Smoke for the first time
7.Pray to God
6.Write my last will and testament
5.Prepare to jump
4.Jump
3-1.This
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Paperbowser Totoro
Joined: 05 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:31 pm |
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10) Decide not to, and walk away.
9) Accidently walk out of other plane exit.
8) Scream My head off.
7) Become frightened of head almost falling off and stop screaming.
6) Be happy that I finally did an Exciting thing.
5) Pull Trigger.
4) Realize, you forgot to put on a parachute in the first place.
3) Swear over and over.
2) Pray to grow Wings.
1) Find out you already hit the ground painfully before finishing the prayer.
0) Shrug, That's life.
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Jefff Anderson
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Location: Canada!
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| Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:38 am |
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10. Jump while being scared!
9. Find it fun that I won't have school no more!
8. Pray
7-3. watch the birds fly!
2. Do some cool tricks in the air
1. Say my last words " I love my family and friends!... Toronto Blue Jays (baseball team), Don't fail me next season!"
0. Die or survive |
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Susie Totoro
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
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Location: Most likely my house, wishing people would stop bugging me about my name.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:10 am |
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10. Say, "No way!"
9. Get pushed out of the plane
8. Scream
7. Pray
6. Accidentally look down at the ground
5. Pee my pants
4. Deploy my parachute
3. Land on the ground safely
2. Emit a sigh of relief
1. Use my TARDIS and go home
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Warts Smith
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| Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:47 am |
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Okay guys, I feel it's time for some more beloved Top 10's. So now here's a new Top 10.
Top 10 things you'd do if...
...You were in a sword fight to the death with a kangaroo with a lightsaber while plummeting towards the Sun.
Pretty elaborate eh? Came up with it in less than 10 seconds. 
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Lolbear Simpson
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Location: UK, England
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| Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:27 pm |
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10: Run out of breath in outer space.
9: Freeze in outer space.
8: Fall to the sun.
7: Melt in the sun.
6: Watch Kangaroo die as well in Heaven.
5: Wonder how I and the Kangaroo ended up in space.
4: Remember how.
3: Ask God all the questions I can think of Life, universe and everything.
2: Meet up with Jesus and Muhammed and all the other prophets.
1: Have anything I want in Heaven.
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