Ruin a wish

[Rowena Svoltaire]

Submitted by: Talos Mazinga

This is the simplest game I could think of.,And the rules are simple:
First, someone posts what they wish for. For example:
First person: I wish for a cake.
Then the person that posts after them ruins the previous wish, and does their own.
Example:
The cake falls from the sky and hits you in the face!!11

I wish for a new chicken.

The cycle then continues, theoretically, forever. Only one post per day please.

I'll start, then. I wish I could climb Mount Everest
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[Myroc Anderson]

Granted. You fall down to your doom shortly after.

I wish i could tunnel underground using my bare hands.
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So long, everyone. May you all burn in the fiery depths of hell.

[Sparky Harlan]

Granted. Cave in. I wish I had a big fat pile of totally real (insert currency used in finland).
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[Mdr Anderson]

granted but then finland changes currency and you are left with nothing but a box


i wish i could get whatever i want by just thinking about it

[Sparky Harlan]

The fisrt thing you think about is 'oh my god what if I think about death?'. Die.

I wish I was telekinetic.

(I also wish the previous poster noticed I said totally real...)
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[Agentpwner Lebowski]

[Solidusnake Anderson]

granted but you keep getting ask whats the matter all the time

I wish for the old ruin a wish forum
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[Susie Totoro]

Granted, but noobs spam it up.

I wish for infinite gum balls.
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The following statement is true.
The previous statement is false.

[Tango Totoro]

Granted, however you chew your infinite gumballs into a huge single gumball inside your mouth, and one of the three following events occurs:

1: The gumball covers your windpipe and you choke to death

2: You decide to blow a giant bubble. But, the bubble pops, and covers your entire face, suffocating you.

3: You decide to blow a giant bubble. The bubble begins to lift you off the ground. Slowly, you start to accelerate and soon enough, you are lifted the Earth's higher atmosphere, where you die from lack of oxygen and freezing temperatures.

I wish for a dead baby.

[Captainolimar House]

Granted but it becomes a zombie and eats you.

I wish for the TF2 spys Cloak and Dagger watch.

[Solidusnake Anderson]

Granted


I wish to be a free man.
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[Tango Totoro]

Granted, you are under the illusion that you are free. Unfortunetly, no one is truly free while one is still in the realm of a society.

I wish for a blue emoticon.

[Celticwolf Svoltaire]

Granted, but he killed himself.

I wish I have poison pie.
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[Myroc Anderson]

Granted. It gets thrown into your face, whereupon you die of poison, without having a chance to taste the pie itself.

I wish for fire.
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So long, everyone. May you all burn in the fiery depths of hell.

[Trick Brancacane]

Granted, but you are on fire.

I wish that i have a... Flamethrower
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