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Marcus Totoro
Joined: 15 Aug 2007
Posts: 487
Location: On your head
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Post your dumb questions and have someone else/yourself if you want,to answer them.
Q:What do I do when I'm on level 50 in my lift game?
A:Quit
Q:But I wanna win
A:Win
Q:How?
A:By winning
Q:AHHH
A:How's that a question
Q:Hows that a answer?
A:Because your annoying.
Post yours here.
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Garfield Simpson
Joined: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 160
Location: Ontario, Canada
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:19 pm |
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Ms. Huismans: Flip to page quinze.
Simon H.: Can I go to the washroom?
Ms. Huismans: What's missing?
Simon H.: May I go to the washroom?
Ms. Huismans sighs.
Ms. Huismans: Can anyone tell Simon what's missing from his question?
Jennifer: Please.
Ms. Huismans: Thank you. Now Simon, try again.
Simon H.: May I please go to the washroom?
Ms. Huismans: Since someone had to help you with your question,...
um, NO.
Class laughs.
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Marcus Totoro
Joined: 15 Aug 2007
Posts: 487
Location: On your head
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:33 pm |
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Q:How much is this Jeep?
A:$100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Q:Who has that much?
A:I don't know
Q:Will you lower the price?
A:Yes
Q:Now?
A:Yes
Q:So....
A:$100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Q o you know something?
A:What?
A:I give up!
Q:Why
A:Yours prices are to high!
A:I set your car on fire
Q:You did what!
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Stuart Lebowski
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 266
Location: Lancaster
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:45 pm |
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Q: True or false: Blah blah blah
A: Yes
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Marcus Totoro
Joined: 15 Aug 2007
Posts: 487
Location: On your head
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:47 pm |
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Q:Are you a pirate?
A:YOU ARE A PIRATE!
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Prophet Panzerotten
Joined: 29 Nov 2007
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Location: I really dont know ?
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:21 pm |
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Q: do i look like im lying to you? :^o
A:Yes
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Mochi Totoro
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Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 3508
Location: sushi attic
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:43 pm |
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True or False: What is the bus driver's name?
If anyone can catch the children's book reference, I will..well, I can't really give you a prize, but you get temporary bragging rights?
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Mochaa House
Joined: 03 Dec 2007
Posts: 7
Location: The milky way galaxy
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| Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:20 am |
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Mochi I know!
Math Curse!
I loved that book  |
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Stuart Lebowski
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Location: Lancaster
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True or False: What is the bus driver's name?
If anyone can catch the children's book reference, I will..well, I can't really give you a prize, but you get temporary bragging rights? |
False, his name is Dave.
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Mochi Totoro
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Garfield Simpson
Joined: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 160
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Who touched my stuff?
I did.
Then don't toucha mi stuff.
Je suis desole, monsieur, mais je ne comprende.
Zut.
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Marcus Totoro
Joined: 15 Aug 2007
Posts: 487
Location: On your head
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Hi!
Pie!
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!!!
AAH
HAA
Umm
Mmu
OK...
KO... ( LOL )
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Jeff Burritos
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Joined: 23 Jan 2007
Posts: 444
Location: Anywere I please. Punk.
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Q: You lie a lot right?
A: You bet.
Q: Would you say everything you say is a lie?
A: Sure.
Q: Wouldn't that be a lie though?
A: Yes?
Q: Okay, you're confusing me...
A: You're the one asking the questions.
Q: I guess you're right.
A: That's not a question.
Q: Shutup!
A: Okay.
Q: So is your name really Jeff?
A: ...
Q:Hello?
A: ...
Q: Answer me!
A: ...
Q: Nobody will read this if you don't talk!
A: ...
Q: Oh, I see what ya did thar
A: ...
Q: I said shutup and you just stopped talking!
A: ...
Q: Okay, you can talk now.
A: Thanks.
Q: As I was saying, is your name really Jeff?
A: ...If you look to the left of this post, it says it's Jeff.
Q:I know, but is your name really Jeff?
A: Do you think I'd lie or something?!
Q: Yes.
A: True
Q: Your answer?
A: Ugh, yes it really is Jeff. I couldn't think of a name so I just went with my real one.
Q:What's your last name?
A: I'll only tell you if you give me your phone number.
Q: That's creepy.
A: So is your mom.
Q: Jerk.
A: Stalker.
Q: I guess I don't have anymore questions...
A: Obviously, since you haven't asked me a question 3 times in a row.
Q: Oh wait, I have one more quesion
A: Ugghh! Fine...
Q: Do you think anyone read this whole post?
A: I guess we'll find out... |
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Livi House
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 56
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 3:38 am |
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I did. Either because i have nothing to do and I'm pretty pathetic, or....Wait, never mind. There's no second option because the first one is so true.
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Stuart Lebowski
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 266
Location: Lancaster
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:19 am |
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Q: How do I get into the shed
A: Press alt-f4. |
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