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Bryce Totoro
Joined: 11 Feb 2008
Posts: 122
Location: Cloud Nine
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Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator: "I think it means the telephone point on the wall".
Caller enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France
"If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?"
These are all true.
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Drfish Burritos
Joined: 08 Jan 2008
Posts: 106
Location: There *Points to nearest apple store
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:43 am |
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ooo i created this one!
P1: Wanna hear the good news or the bad news first?
P2: Good news.
P1: There's no bad news.
P2: ...the bad news?
P1: There's no good news!
I know, it's a killer!
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Cloned Mazinga
Joined: 19 Feb 2007
Posts: 524
Location: In a mansion.
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| Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:27 am |
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Driver 1: *Pulls over* *Looks at smoking car* Hey did your car break down?
Driver 2: No I just pulled over because it wanted to smoke.
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Tristan Giffuri
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 119
Location: umm... Philippines
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| Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:39 am |
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Q:Hello!
A: That wasn't a question
Q: I was just trying to be courteous
A: Still not a question!
Q: Would you stop that???
A: huh?
Q: Not an answer...
A: Not yet a question 
Q: Grrrr....
A: give me a question!
Q: AHHH!!!
A: Alright let's change...
A: Ok?
Q: No lets change back!
Q: Now!
A:... Change!
*after a few more changes later...*
See now yoQ:u messed up the log!!!
Sorry, I didA:n't know
How am I goQ:nna ask questions now?
I duA:nno...
I'm oQ:ff
WaiA:t wait!
*sigh* A: ...
*A sings odd songs he made up and reads his diary*
*A goes off*
Q: The mute option sure is useful!
*Q goes off*[/b]
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Ninja Panzerotten
Joined: 21 Jan 2008
Posts: 1382
Location: Badlands
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| Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:47 am |
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A bit like Tristan's...
Bob:Hello, my name is Bob
Bill:That's no a question! |
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Rayman Totoro
Joined: 01 Apr 2008
Posts: 193
Location: Here (no, here, not there)
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| Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:07 pm |
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Q: What is a question?
A: What you just said.
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Rayman Totoro
Joined: 01 Apr 2008
Posts: 193
Location: Here (no, here, not there)
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| Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:08 pm |
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| Drfish Burritos wrote: |
ooo i created this one!
P1: Wanna hear the good news or the bad news first?
P2: Good news.
P1: There's no bad news.
P2: ...the bad news?
P1: There's no good news!
I know, it's a killer! |
No its not.
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Cufc Anderson
Joined: 30 Nov 2007
Posts: 273
Location: England
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:02 pm |
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| how do you spell FBI and also i am doing a cross word is say how to spell CIA i am stuck i think its starts with a z i am not sure help me |
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Garfield Simpson
Joined: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 160
Location: Ontario, Canada
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:09 pm |
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Patient: What in the world is the Carpal Tunnel?
Doctor: Um...I don't know. I better check with the doctor.
Rayman, don't double post.
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Drayoio Brancacane
Joined: 20 Dec 2007
Posts: 0
Location: 2Fort.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:25 am |
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random guy1: um... ya! whattchs one pluss one?!?!
randomguy 2: ummssss.... i gots noe iders!
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Rayman Totoro
Joined: 01 Apr 2008
Posts: 193
Location: Here (no, here, not there)
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| Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:39 pm |
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| Garfield Simpson wrote: |
Patient: What in the world is the Carpal Tunnel?
Doctor: Um...I don't know. I better check with the doctor.
Rayman, don't double post. |
Sorry, its for a reason that I wont post (not to up my count)  You thought I was going to post it in white, didnt you?
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Crazyone Totoro
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 850
Location: Warbears, UK :3
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| Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:09 pm |
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On a survey i saw.
Are you a man or a woman?
1. Yes
2. No
* Crazyone sighs with exasperation. |
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Johan Simpson
Translators Team
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Sweden, Gothenburg
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| Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:12 pm |
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My name is Earl
Randy: Do you have candy?
Some guy: No, do you?
Randy: No, do you?
Some guy: No, do you?
Randy: No... Do you?
Some guy: No, do you? |
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Susie Totoro
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Most likely my house, wishing people would stop bugging me about my name.
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| Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:27 pm |
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Q:Hi, how are you?
A:I hope you die a slow and painful death some day.
Q:Aww, why the hate?
A:No, not hate, I'm just evil.
Q:Oh, so, who are you?
A:Who do you think I am? I'm A!
Q:Oh, O.K...
A:So what is your favorite color?
Q: Green.
A: Cool, what is your favorite animal?
Q:Ca-HEY, wait a minute!
A: What?
Q:I'm supposed to be the one asking the questions!
A:I don't care.
Q:Whatever, let's get back to me asking the questions.
A:I don't like your attitude. In fact...
*BLAM*
Q:AHHHHH! YOU SHOT ME YOU SON OF A-
*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*
A:There, he's dead...
A:Aww, crud, I got blood all over my new cell phone!
A:Dang! It's soaked! If this thing doesn't work, I'm going to bring you back from the dead and kill you again...
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The previous statement is false. |
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Captin Simpson
Bug Hunters Team Member
Joined: 03 Nov 2007
Posts: 4612
Location: LOVINGTON
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| Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:35 pm |
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On a consent form for a trip:
When was your last doctor's appointment?
YES/NO
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