RAF - Conquest of Bedtime City - Recruitment thread

[Globox Simpson]

The story so far:

Following the events of Mission 3, Bedtime City fell to despair after the Warbears went MIA. Democracy quickly collapsed and the Mayor and his staff were driven out of office. After a short period of anarchy, the city was split in half and taken over by two mega-companies: Darkcore and Lightcore. These two have now engaged in full-on warfare for the remaining parts of the city. They’re bent on total domination at any cost. There can be only one.

Rules:

RAF is played in a series of rounds, each lasting a time set by the host. The standard round time will be three days, but since I might be gone on vacation now and then, they might get longer at times.

Each round, you have a choice of options: Shooting another player, shooting yourself and shooting the air.

If you shoot another player, they die, unless they shot themselves, in which case you die.

If you shoot yourself, you die, unless another player shoots you, and then they die.

If you shoot the air, nothing happens, unless someone shoots you, and in that case, you die.

Failure to send in an action will be an automatic “Shoot the air�, and two missed actions in a row lead to automatic death. No exceptions.

Signing up:

To sign up, post a message saying “I’ll play� or something with the same basic message. You can also specify which team you want to be on, or let me pick that. Of course, you are free to pick what weapon(s) you want to use, but you can also be outfitted with standardized Darkcore/Lightcore weaponry.

Deadline for sign-ups is midnight GMT+1, 6th of June 2014.

PLAYERS:

Darkcore:
Ben Lebowski - Jurgen's ninja throwing stars.
Bjorn Harlan - Elderberries (Yes, like the ones your father smelled like)

Lightcore:
Sobchak Lebowski - Gardening tools
Jurgen Smith (who needs to post signups =P) - This flintlock pistol/axe hybrid

Random:
Knyh Risotto - Time travel
LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY SIIIIIIIMPSSSSSOOOOON (Sorry) - Shirley
Daredevil Anderson - Ego
Ninjabear Simpson - Raygun Mark II
Hank Calothycos - 1337 H4X0R 5KI11Z
Pepper Brancacane - Twerking Furby
Zane Lebowski - Chili pepper gun
Miniman Mazinga - His opinons (Trust me, they're dangerous)
Ellie Cola - Aubergine
Katz Giffuri - Voodoo doll
Twigglet Simpson - Hir ability to turn into a magical girl (On the condition that ze has Mami's theme playing each time ze does so.)
Zeus Simpson - A Mr. Meeseeks box.
Kinky Simpson - A buzzaxe

[Knyh Risotto]

I'll play, use me to even out the teams at the end.

My weapon shall be "Time Travel".
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[Leroy Simpson]

I'll play and to add to the fun I'll jump on the random wagon.

My weapon will be Shirley. Our love is so powerful that it could destroy mountains.
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[Ben Lebowski]

I'll be on team Darkcore.

My weapon will be Jurgen's ninja throwing stars.

[Daredevil Anderson]

I'll play. Idc what team tho
My weapon will be my ego.
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Wow BTC is back and all I got was this lousy signature.

[Bjorn Harlan]

I'll join Team Darkcore.

Weaponry? A bunch of Elderberries.

[Ninjabear Simpson]

I'll play in any team with a Ray gun Mark II.

[Sobchak Lebowski]

I'll play for Lightcore, with a set of gardening tools (Huge pair of loppers as primary, custom-made grass shears attached to my belt on the side, landscaping jumpsuit)
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TUB THREAD.
For more threads of the week, visit www.warbears.com in like seven days or something

[Hank Calothycos]

Any team.
I'll fight with my 1337 H4X0R 5KI11Z. You have to write it like that every time.
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If you lose, you weren't worse. The others were just better.
(in other words-GET BETTER WIMP!)

[Pepper Brancacane]

Either team, with my weapon being a twerking furby

[Zane Lebowski]

I'll join. Random team. Weapon: Chilli Pepper Gun.

[Pepper Brancacane]

[Miniman Mazinga]

I'm in, random team, my weapon shall be my opinions.

[Ellie Cola]

I'll join too, random team, my weapon will be an aubergine.

[Katz Giffuri]

I'll play! (Random team please!)


My weapon shall be a voodoo doll.