The Gods of BTC.

Zeus Simpson · Joined: 06 May 2009 Posts: 1175 Location: The Ceiling.

Chapter 2: Bearomachy and the Creation of Mankind

And so, Poison grew to hate Mochi. They argued many times. Soon, the other gods grew to hate him too. Bjorn and Zual retreated to the bar where they hoped to avoid the conflict. Unforunately, Captin ordered large hordes of buffalos to hunt them out. Captin was known then on as the god of buffalos. They were immediantly taken away to the deepest, darkest depths of BTC: Constance's post list. They try to escape the torture, but there is no way out.

Anyway, the gods and the titans were at war. With only Mandy and Poison left, Mandy was thrown into the post list as well. Poison slaughtered his way through the minor gods, Flsurfergirl, Constance, Presto and Cheesyhead. However, Bish was a coward and escaped to Feather Park where he donned the name Brian Sad and then Jebediah. Poison was cornered by Captin and Mochi, where Poison was thrown into the door behind Quizo. Little amounts of people know this, but Quizo is really an invincible Guardian who asks the Titans questions every day, and when someone gets them right, they can leave for 2 hours. Bjorn takes comic classes from his nephew, Pip, Poison goes to the bar--Usually cornered-- and Mandy goes into the forum for a while, and Zaul helps citizens celebrate Pi Day.

The gods went off and drew what they wanted. Though they needed something to draw with. Benjamin Burritos created a pencil and they drew what they wanted. The list of what they drew is found on page one. They ruled for a long time, but they needed people to be in BTC. So they gave Bjorn a special question and he was freed. Permanently. He finished his course in comics, and he was given the task to create a citizen. Not suprisingly, he needed help. He went to a place where inside was Ioji, crying. He went and asked what was wrong. Ioji needed a new satilite for the internet, then he will help Bjorn create man. Bjorn jorneyed far and wide to find a satilite and he found one, and brought it back. Ioji taught him how to create man. Ioji created a trial which he called "Pojo". Pojo was put into BTC and he liked it.

Next was Bjorns turn. He created a citizen called "Daredevil Anderson". Not really liked, he was thrown into Quizo's door. After many attempts one was finnaly perfected. He was called "Best Burritos" because he was the best. Unfortunately, he fell into the sun before he manged to go off and look around BTC. Finnaly, Bjorn managed to create the perfect human. He was called "Donny Lebowski" and he actually managed to meet Pojo. Bjorn created a couple more thousand and then, BTC was complete. But some people saw pictures of the Godesses and asked Bjorn how come there were no women in BTC. So he went to Ioji and asked him. Ioji said that it never occured to him, so he assigned Bjorn to create woman. Well, having no idea what they looked like because he only had one sister and he never saw his nieces, he tried to figure out what the looked like. Several years passed and he finally managed to get it right. He placed them on Earth but he accidentaly gave a box to one of them. And curiousity got to her. She was called Susanna Harlan and she opened it.

All hell was let loose. Groundhogs, Fish People and Living Targets came out and hundreds died. But then, out of the box, came four bears called "Warbears" and they drove away into a building and it hasn't been seen since. Some people say that the weird building on top of the hill has the Warbears inside of it. Some people don't. All that can be said for sure, is that we have some problems, we still have Warbears.

That was chapter 2 of the BTC Gods. The next chapter is called "New Gods and War". And no, I won't be putting requested gods into the Chapters.
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Replaying the secret location because I forgot all the passwords

Zick Burritos · Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:02 pm

No,That over there ^

Is

Epic
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Globox Simpson · Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:13 pm

May I ask why the God of Houses (aka Globox) isn't in there?

Zick Burritos · Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:15 pm

I should be a God
But everything is already taken
care to nominate me for something anyone???
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Bjorn Harlan · Quizaboom Team Member Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 2466

Just sounds like everyday life to me Think

Tango Totoro · Quizaboom Team Member Joined: 02 Jul 2008 Posts: 1277

This is cute
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Presto Svoltaire · Joined: 23 Nov 2010 Posts: 411 Location: Gilligans Island

In my life I'm most likely the god of drama.
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Johnny was a chemist's son.
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
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Best Burritos · Joined: 09 Jul 2007 Posts: 360

I sure hope I was fire resistant and used my Bestlandian powers to return to BTC, otherwise this may be the most epic (pun intended) WB story ever told, after my own of course.
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Zeus Simpson · Joined: 06 May 2009 Posts: 1175 Location: The Ceiling.

Smellmy Totoro · Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:25 pm

I give you permission, Zeus.

Deft Burritos · Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:13 pm

how do you qualify to be a god?
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Presto Svoltaire · Joined: 23 Nov 2010 Posts: 411 Location: Gilligans Island

You need the ability to figure it out on your own. That's your only hint.

My name in real means "Gift of god and protector on earth" HINT HINT (Not to deft)
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Johnny was a chemist's son.
But Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
[url=http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1989/loldn.png]The Funniest Period Joke EVER![url]

Smellmy Totoro · Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:56 pm

Zick Burritos · Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:33 pm

Zick 'The Oracle' Titan/God of Oraclism
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Zual Svoltaire · Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:35 pm