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Roxie Bauer
Joined: 04 May 2008
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Location: Yes.
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Yeah, I know, the old one was deleted because someone put something very inapropriate on there, but that was a long time ago, and I think they learned their lesson. I made this again because I had a funny quote that I didnt want to go to waste
To newer members; The funny quotes thread was a place you put funny things people have said on BTC.
[THAT'S your opening to the allegedly clean new thread?! *keeps eye on*] |
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Captin Simpson
Bug Hunters Team Member
Joined: 03 Nov 2007
Posts: 4612
Location: LOVINGTON
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| Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:01 pm |
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| Twigglet Simpson wrote: |
| Yeah, I know, the old one was deleted because someone put something very inapropriate on there |
| Twigglet Simpson wrote: |
<Globox> Twig, get your balls
away from Fred's mouth |
Speaks for itself.
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Roxie Bauer
Joined: 04 May 2008
Posts: 1922
Location: Yes.
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| Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:03 pm |
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| Captin Simpson wrote: |
| Twigglet Simpson wrote: |
| Yeah, I know, the old one was deleted because someone put something very inapropriate on there |
| Twigglet Simpson wrote: |
<Globox> Twig, get your balls
away from Fred's mouth |
Speaks for itself. |
I heard that the old funny quotes page had a much much worse thing then that.
Anyways, he meant Soccer Balls, didn't he?  |
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Oscar House
Joined: 24 Jul 2007
Posts: 920
Location: Third dimension
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| Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:03 pm |
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Well, if we ignore Twigglet's, err, "ballsy" start...
<Yoda> omg stop running away from my geourgiouse looks lol
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Daredevil Anderson
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1643
Location: Helping the doctor save the Earth and stuff.
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| Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:40 am |
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| Two Quote threads wrote: |
From Rowena winfrey making:
: Welcome Zakuro Totoro :
<Zakuro> z0mg! I LOVE JOO IOJI
* Ioji dies in Zakuro's arms.
<Ioji> <3
<Tacobadger> -.-
<Tacobadger> O_o
<Bjorn> I love a man in me
<Poison> HAH.
<Skim> Lol.
<Poison> Well, technically,
he's on you.
<Bjorn> Well, on me,
technically
<Bjorn> Aww
Weird, how we both said almost the same thing, at almost the same time...
Hehe, I was going through the numerous text documents I've saved, most of which are little notes I make to myself, but I came across a conversation I saved which includes this quote...
<Bjorn> Ioji, can you banish
evil?
<Ioji> banish evil?
<Bjorn> Yeah, like the devil
<Ioji> from the world?
<Ioji> sure.
<Bjorn> I knew it...
I must say, I chuckled at my younger, pre-adult self.
This guy entered the bar, and he looked exactly like Donny.
<Pete> woa.
<Pete> epic donny comy.
<Pete> *capy
<Kinky> *cpoy
<Kinky> *copy
<Pete> we rock.
<Pete> at spelilgn.
: Welcome Homer Simpson!
You're at Bar 1
"Stains should NOT be
moving."
<Hoppit> poop face man
<Knyh> MOMER!
<Hoppit> momer
<Hoppit> ?
<Homer> Ahhh
<Bjorn> Homer. Your style has
been compromised.
: Goodbye Crap Smith
* Knyh Re-S'plodes
: Goodbye Knyh Risotto
: Goodbye Hoppit Anderson
<Homer> Mkay
<Homer> xD
<Bjorn> Alone at last...
* Bjorn and Homer make out
: Welcome Hoppit Anderson
<Bjorn> ...
<Homer> Uhm
<Homer> We weren't doing
anything..
Just read Sol's post. Eh.
<Walt> Facebook sucks.
<Walt> Mysoap pwns.
<Walt> Myspace*
<Walt> Whoops...
<Jonpatrick> Omg ioji is an
idiot we don't even look like
real people
<Jonpatrick> I could do such a
better job then him cos I'm
that awesome!
<Walt> No feet, no
hands....just stubs.
<Bjorn> You can whack your
genitals around as much as you
like
<Hughmonclo> Use the chainsaw <Green> We have no chainsaw. <Green> We just have a saw, but it's rusted. <Drogn> I have chuck norris and a bebe gun <Hughmonclo>Drogn, you know no one's listening, right?
<Quizbot> Medicine
<Quizbot> A loss of memory
is known as ...........
<MrIrony> I've forgotten
<Mandy> ioji and i are dating
<dancer619> really?
<Mandy> yeah
<Mandy> you're not cool unless you e-date
<kamikazi> lol
<kamikazi> funny
<ioji> ahahah
<ioji>
<Mandy> don't you e-love me and e-trust me enough?
<kamikazi> lol
<Mandy> e-jeez
<ioji> that's it. I'm gonna call the e-lawyer
<kamikazi> lol
<ioji> I e-do love you
<ioji> oh man
<ioji> this is complicated
<ioji> haha
<dancer619> warhero e-cheated on me
<Mandy> ohnoes!
<kamikazi> lol
<kamikazi> u love warhero
<ioji> you should, it will be an e-xample for future e-generations
<kamikazi> ahhahaha
<Mandy> get an e-relationship e-counselor
<dancer619> lol
<kamikazi> lol
<ioji>
* Hans reminds Rowena that she kicked him.
<Hans> What size shoe you wear, Row?
<Rowena> Ummm...
<Rowena> WHY?
<Rowena> STALKER
<Rowena> xD
<Hans> FPRIVATE "TYPE=PICT;ALT=Razz"
<Rowena> I don't know
<Rowena> I think...
<Hans> A foot stalker?
<Rowena> HAH
<Rowena> Some people are weirrrd
<Rowena> I'm not sure
<Rowena> And in UK size?
<Hans> I just wanna know how much it hurt.
<Hans> Heh
<Rowena> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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<Toothfairy> As a woman I
have the right to punch you in
the face
<Jurgen> Tooth is a man now?
<Drogn> DUDE
<Drogn> jurgen
<Drogn> be quiet one sec
<Drogn> hmm. sure creepy
invisible voice.
: Welcome Julio Svoltaire
<Jurgen> Comic?
<Toothfairy> I am not a man
thank you very much.
<Jonathon> yes
<Flames> CRAZY LUNATIC
PSYCHOS!
<Tinko> for the grat drinking!
<Tinko> ZOMG
<Tinko> i took the 1,5% one
<Smile> u okay?
<Tinko> thazs bad
<Tinko> i will be fat
<Drogn> someone just told me
<Drogn> that they;'re in the
car at someone's house
<Drogn> i dont understand
<Drogn> did they
<Drogn> crash
<Drogn> ?
<Daredevil> . . .
<Drogn> like wtfrick
<Daredevil> Uh
<Daredevil> They are in a car
<Daredevil> At someones
house.
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Elizzabeth Anderson
Joined: 06 Jan 2010
Posts: 254
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| Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:04 pm |
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Ok, no one get this banned? I know what got it banned last time cause i was there when Pepper said it. No one get this banned ;-;
Yeah i don't have a quote, i was just making that clear.. |
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Roxie Bauer
Joined: 04 May 2008
Posts: 1922
Location: Yes.
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| Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:42 pm |
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| Twigglet Simpson wrote: |
Yeah, I know, the old one was deleted because someone put something very inapropriate on there, but that was a long time ago, and I think they learned their lesson. I made this again because I had a funny quote that I didnt want to go to waste
To newer members; The funny quotes thread was a place you put funny things people have said on BTC.
[THAT'S your opening to the allegedly clean new thread?! *keeps eye on*] |
I knew that I'd be at risk of critical irony there but it was too good a quote to pass down! |
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Constance Anderson
Joined: 08 Oct 2009
Posts: 1935
Location: World Hacker Organization (WHO)
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| Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:34 am |
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Purple? Hey, I edited that.
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<Gary>Meh~~~
:Welcome Ioji Panzerotten
<Constance>No no no, Ioji is dead
:Goodbye Ioji Panzerotten |
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Roxie Bauer
Joined: 04 May 2008
Posts: 1922
Location: Yes.
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| Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:36 pm |
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| Constance Anderson wrote: |
Purple? Hey, I edited that.
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<Gary>Meh~~~
:Welcome Ioji Panzerotten
<Constance>No no no, Ioji is dead
:Goodbye Ioji Panzerotten |
I'm pretty sure that's a fake quote
A) there should be a space after <Constance>
B) Gary doesn't talk.
Constance, this is a place for real quotes. |
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Nickyh Smith
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 933
Location: Taiwan
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| Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:50 pm |
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...not to mention that such names grant an instant ban, and the sign up registration is down again since December 19, and mods don't react that slow.
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| When will Lolbear learn? |
| Lolbear Simpson wrote: |
| Learn what? |
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Globox Simpson
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 1567
Location: The land of Köttbullar and Smörgåsbord, and epic guys with beards and hats
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| Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:35 am |
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| I always forget to copy when I sing in Swedish on BTC... |
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Roxie Bauer
Joined: 04 May 2008
Posts: 1922
Location: Yes.
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| Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:30 pm |
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| Nickyh Smith wrote: |
| ...not to mention that such names grant an instant ban, and the sign up registration is down again since December 19, and mods don't react that slow. |
And that there was already an Ioji Panzerotten who's been banned.
anyways:
* Twigglet kills Csis
<Pepper> weird
<Zane> >.>
<Cynthia> TWIG FANCIES CSIS
<Zane> TELL ME
<Zane> WHY
<Zane> >;o
<Cynthiasis> ..
<Twigglet> NUH UH
<Cynthia> ..I ispoke too soon
<Twigglet> I FANCY EMMA
WATSON
<Cynthia> ispoke
<Cynthia> :l
<Poison> LOL
<Cynthia> I FANCY
<Zane> >.>
<Twigglet> ME
<Cynthia> ...many people
<Zane> just say it
<Twigglet> DUH
<Zane> dang it
<Cynthiasis> AmAn ArOra
<Cynthiasis> : |
<Poison> I FANCY OB
<Jonpatrick> I fancy a pizza.
Brb.
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Elizzabeth Anderson
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| Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:08 pm |
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| I didn't find that funny? Was there a joke? |
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Bjorn Harlan
Quizaboom
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| Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:12 pm |
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This is half the reason the last thread was deleted.
Boring quotes.
The other half, as you're well aware, was smut. |
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Spagetii Risotto
Joined: 30 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: England
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| Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:12 pm |
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You're at Bar 1
"Gary's resolution is to
become a bit more
emotionally available"
<Twigglet> Hey Spag
<Twigglet> Wasssuuupppp?
<Spagetii> hey
<Twigglet> You missed all the
fun
<Spagetii> from who
* Twigglet pulls his trousers back
up
<Spagetii> oh god
<Twigglet> LOL JK!
: Welcome Zual Svoltaire
<Twigglet> Zual
<Twigglet> you missed all the
fun
<Zual> Hiya Twiggy Spag Rose
* Twigglet pulls his trousers back
up
<Zual> What fun? O.o
<Twigglet> xD
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Notice how He managed to pull up his pants twice without pulling them down again once more after the 1st time. |
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