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Silk Simpson
Joined: 29 Aug 2007
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Location: On a bus, sleeping.
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Have you ever walked by someone when they say something that you know makes perfect sense since they heard the whole conversation, but in your situation, having heard only this one line, it just doesn't sound... right.
So, you know the drill. Post some good out of context quotes and situations.
One from a horrible movie: "I was frozen today!"
And one that came to my mind whilst typing: "So they had to cut it off" |
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Garfield Simpson
Joined: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 160
Location: Ontario, Canada
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| Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:57 am |
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"Y'know, there's a reason why only men have it."
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Sobchak Lebowski
Translators Team
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 1393
Location: Confirmed. Sending supplies.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:40 am |
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"...which inevitably led to the debunk of my theory on thermonuclear bursts"
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Rowena Svoltaire
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Joined: 08 Jan 2007
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Location: UK, England
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| Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:08 pm |
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'Yeah exactly, I wipe you'
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Captin Simpson
Bug Hunters Team Member
Joined: 03 Nov 2007
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Location: LOVINGTON
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| Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:03 pm |
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"Love you"
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Mark House
Joined: 10 Feb 2007
Posts: 532
Location: On a Computer
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| Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:27 pm |
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"I once smoked a pumpkin!"
"Yeah, so that's what injury claims are" - (two 7-year-olds)
Those are my tops
Also something about American Lumber-distribution I heard in France but I can't remember what he said
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Mccool Harlan
Joined: 13 May 2008
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Location: Underground... Literaly
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| Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 11:26 pm |
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"I hate white people"
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Frankengoober Simpson
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Joined: 06 Jan 2008
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Location: Canada, fo sho.
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| Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 2:00 am |
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"BrrrrruuummmBrruuummmmm" followed by a crazy head shake and waving fingers.
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Garfield Simpson
Joined: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 160
Location: Ontario, Canada
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| Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:47 am |
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"Hey Jenya, I found your pictures on Google."
FROM MY GEOGRAPHY TEACHER.
D=
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Ozzy Simpson
Joined: 16 Aug 2007
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"*mumbles*...Its only 4 inches!" Exclaimed my friend.
I soon found out that they were talking about the length of the girl's skirts at my previous school.
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Garfield Simpson
Joined: 21 Feb 2007
Posts: 160
Location: Ontario, Canada
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| Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:26 am |
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"Jinglebutt, Jinglebutt, Jinglebutt Rock."
"...greasing device..."
"RUN YOSHI RUN."
"If a+b=b, then 2=1."
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, GRANDPA?!?!"
"Well, I guess greasing up THAT didn't work after all."
"LEMONSTEIN."
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Pancake Smith
Joined: 05 Aug 2008
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Location: America
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Chaniii Mazinga
Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:47 pm |
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Garfield Simpson
Joined: 21 Feb 2007
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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| Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:50 pm |
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"I play speeshul games."
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Ben Lebowski
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Joined: 04 Apr 2007
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Location: United States
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| Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:01 am |
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"I don't like wearing pants"
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