Killer Penny

Mathew Brancacane · Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 10:06 pm

You mean your lump of molten zinc, copper, and aluminum that is no longer a penny? Come on, I was really hoping for something a little more creative than my head exploding.

Ironwolfman Smith · Joined: 17 Apr 2011 Posts: 445 Location: earth

I take the penny
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Ninjabear Simpson · Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:55 pm

You lose a bet against me and I keep the penny.

Mathew Brancacane · Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:01 am

I guess we're just ignoring my plot twist, then. Oh, well, I guess we can't all be insane.

You trip and fall into a plothole, losing your grip on the penny, which goes flying and lands at my feet.

Ninjabear Simpson · Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:45 pm

I make an elf appear and he manage to steal the penny and bring it to me.

Ironwolfman Smith · Joined: 17 Apr 2011 Posts: 445 Location: earth

I was disguised as you and he gives me the penny.
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Phill Giffuri · Joined: 30 Aug 2008 Posts: 98 Location: Toastland

I spycheck you and you burn to death. My penny.

Ironwolfman Smith · Joined: 17 Apr 2011 Posts: 445 Location: earth

You then turned around to the real me with a katana held out cutting your throat
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Mathew Brancacane · Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:30 pm

You then tried to turn around, but found that the arming sword stuck through your torso being held in place by my hands prevented rotation around a vertical axis.

Ninjabear Simpson · Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:49 pm

I shoot all of you from far away with a sniper rifle and go take the penny.

Ironwolfman Smith · Joined: 17 Apr 2011 Posts: 445 Location: earth

While i was wearing my camouflage suit and laying on the ground you stepped over me. I grabbed you by the foot knocking you off balance to the floor. You tried to turn around to see what you tripped on I threw a a ninja knife in you mouth at the speed of light. While people were watching what had just happened they ran away in fear that he was possed or a ghost killed him. I took the penny out of your hand.
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Ninjabear Simpson · Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:25 pm

I'm still alive... somehow... and I pay the mafia to trap you and find a way to put you in prison, without my penny, of course.

Ironwolfman Smith · Joined: 17 Apr 2011 Posts: 445 Location: earth

Luckily, the mafia felt bad for me since they have been in jail before and let me out. I killed every single one of them in 2.47 seconds. I then took the clothes off a member and put them on me. I went in your office and blasted you with lead from the tip of my Tommy gun. I took the penny and left in a helicopter to the Bat-cave.
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Tristan Giffuri · Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 119 Location: umm... Philippines

I use an iron man suit I stole and crash your helicopter midway. I look through the wreckage, grab the penny and blast off.
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Ninjabear Simpson · Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:01 pm

I shoot you with a RPG-7 rocket launcher, and find the penny near where you landed.