Zombies! - Zombies won

[Jonpatrick Smith]

FINISH LEROY AND ASCEND INTO LEGEND
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"Common citizens? Wisdom? Is this some kind of a joke?" - Kristoph Gavin

[Ninjabear Simpson]

The game is over, zombies won. Thanks for playing.

[Aloc Cola]

[Ninjabear Simpson]

Huho, I feel an evil plan!

[Aloc Cola]

Don't you see fools.

All of this pointless killing never needed to happen. There was always only one target. Only one evil mastermind, from the beginning, that needed to be taken out.

It all started with president Nixon. After resigning from office, he had no choice but to go into hiding. That's when he discovered a machine that only 2 other people on Earth knew about: Fidel Castro and John F. Kennedy. After each of them died, they had been brought back to life by a higher life force, which is the mystery evil-mastermind I've been talking about, so that they could participate in the upcoming zombie invasion.

When they were brought back from the afterlife, they had both been given eternal youth, so that can not age or die from natural causes. This higher being needed 3 political superiors to power this 'machine', and with Nixon now in his hands, his plan was almost complete. In exchange for his help, Nixon was also given eternal youth. That was when Nixon and the other two placed their hands on the machine, thus beginning the apocalypse.

The virus spread like button on toast. Human after human became infected, with more than 95% of humans on Earth already zombiefied. For humanity to survive, 4 of the most skilled humans left on Earth had to band together and fight: Danny Trejo, Freddy Krueger, Merle Dixon, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Every morning, they each followed their routine to step outside their camps and kill at least 69 zombies each, then eating a healthy bowl of grains, and proceeding to kill 69 more zombies the following night. This continued until every Romero Zombie, which are incredibly easy to kill, was dead.

This victory wasn't lived long, as the zombies were making a comeback. Hunters by hunter died by the hands of the upper class zombies. The hunters did manage to kill off all of the Napalm zombies, but come on, they were bound to die anyways. They're on fire.

The last of the hunters, being way overpowered, were backed in a corner. But the zombies wanted more than just average human flesh. They wanted political flesh. Before finishing the last of them off, the zombies spotted Kennedy and Castro, who were stepping out of the dark to check up on how the apocalypse is going. This foolish mistake made them vulnerable to the zombies, and it cost them their lives, and their juicy political flesh.

With two of his agents down, the machine suddenly lost its power. Nobody except Nixon and the higher being noticed, and the zombies went on totally unaware that they now had the ability to transform back into a human if any other human being simply touched them. The higher being couldn't let this happen, so he sent Nixon in zombie disguise to finish off the hunters himself, before they could touch any zombies.

Nixon stepped out of the shadows all suited up in his zombie outfit with guns a' blazing, almost instantly killing one of the last hunters. All that there was left was the legendary Danny Trejo. As he went to check on his fallen friend, Trejo encountered Nixon kneeling over the lifeless body. Danny lifted his hand and pointed at Nixon, saying "This will be the death of you amigo!".

But before they could face off, a rogue zombie came out of nowhere and went for Danny's flesh. Danny defended himself by punching the zombie in the face, but when he did, in a flash, the zombie transformed into a woman. A human woman. With human woman body parts. Danny looked at Nixon, and Nixon looked at Danny. What had just happened was a Miracle.

Danny tested this new-found power by baiting another zombie into the camp and touching it. Surprisingly, it too turned back into a human. "Look bro," Danny said to Nixon "We don't have to do this anymore man. There's hope for us humans now." Nixon decided at that moment to set their differences aside and heal the Earth with their fingertips. But the 'higher being' could not let this happen.

Without hesitation, he stepped out of the darkness, revealing himself to the world as... Ninjabear Simpson.

Ninja leaped high into the air and landed right on Nixon. His feet trampled over his skeleton, crushing each bone like a slender antler after mating season. Now all that was left between humanity's hope was Danny and Ninjabear. An epic fight was about to go down in history.

Unfortunately, Ninjabear twisted Danny's neck before he could get a chance to throw a punch, and humanity was doomed.

Zombies took over Earth that moment, and Ninja was left to rule them all... But little did he knew that one human remained...

Who is that, you may say? Well that decision is up to you.

[Ninjabear Simpson]

Great!!!!! That's awesome!

[Ironwolfman Smith]

Ninjas are too fast for me to punch!>.<
and wut happened to Freddy Kruger?
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Patiently Awating Btc's Arrival.

[Aloc Cola]

[Hank Calothycos]

* Hank shaves his back. Turns out that under the silver his actually ginger.*
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If you lose, you weren't worse. The others were just better.
(in other words-GET BETTER WIMP!)