Confessions thread

[Bjorn Harlan]

Jesus, some of these confessions are as weak as an army of dead ants.
Stealing an Oreo, honestly.
I've stolen Christmas presents, like teddy bears and stuff. You just have to be frank and confident. Pick it up and walk.
(Maybe I shouldn't encourage theft....)

But on a more basic level I have done some other bad things other than theft. Some are too sick to say really, but the best is doing a wee in someones beer and watch them drink it.

Hehehe.

That's what goes on at teenage party's in Exeter.

It's either that or making babies. (An Official Research Project found that Exeter had the highest number of teenage mums in England. None were mine, might i add.)

[Francis Carpenter]

when i was a kid i use to eat woodlice
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[Captin Simpson]

I set a Jelly Baby to a screaming death (Quite literally).

E: I also steal tea bags from hotels
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[Sheena Totoro]

I've never done anything bad. How boring. ;[
I did once 'steal' some bubblegum from my friend's bag, but later she offered me some, I felt so bad that I said no, and threw the piece I had stolen into the bin. ><
Plus, I'm really good at lying, but I feel so guilty afterwards.
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[Stim Smith]

This is more of an indication rather than a confession:

I like things which others might consider sick and I know where to get it. But I like to see, not do.

I'm not telling what because half of these are illegal and others are just plain wrong, but I like them.
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Chaotic good:
"The end justifies blowing stuff up."
"Saving existence was just a sidequest."
"Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better."
"Because sometimes evil just needs its behind whooped."

[Jefff Anderson]

I once stole something...
it was at the cafeteria and I stole a plastic fork...
I also chocked some guy...
Punched a guy...
Almost knocked out a guy...
Punched a guy when he was down...
flooding the boys bathroom...
I almost punched my math teacher

No regrets though...
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[Stuart Lebowski]

[Drpepper Simpson]

Who hasn't flooded it?

I ounce broke my mom's microwave by sticking 36 Crayons in there

[Stim Smith]

I once started a fire inside the microwave oven. By accident. I did extinguish it and clean the burn marks. Oh...and it was popcorn that I was preparing, but they had been sitting there for a while and the oil probably drenched the paper bag.
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Chaotic good:
"The end justifies blowing stuff up."
"Saving existence was just a sidequest."
"Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better."
"Because sometimes evil just needs its behind whooped."

[Sheena Totoro]

[Donkey Burritos]

I once was told to give out some sheets by a Supply Teacher...Instead i put them in the microwave...But i forgot about the staples...It was a priceless lesson though...

Teacher: Where are the sheets???

Microwave:DING!

Class:xD
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[Susie Totoro]

I have an embaressing confession..
But I'll never tell.
NEVER!!!
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The previous statement is false.

[Mcrfreak Simpson]

I like men. No white text.

[Solidusnake Anderson]

[Lazlo House]

I used so many cherry bombs in the oys bathroom..
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