T&T - Bedtime City - Game Thread

Bjorn Harlan · Quizaboom Team Member Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 2466

THE DEATH OF KNYH

Knyh was smart. He knew the treasure wouldn't be in a public location. He darted from door to door, smashing his way through the districts.

Red, Blue, Green, Yellow...

This was taking some time, the thousands of citizens who bought houses only to leave them empty were most irritating. And if he saw one more room with cheese wallpaper he was going to snap until...

A door.

Made from solid gold.

This had to be it.

Knyh grabbed the handle and pulled the door as hard as he could. It swung back and hit the wall with an almighty crash, radiating like a gong to reveal...

Nothing.

Morbidly upset, Knyh retired to the country and took up golf, which as we all know is a fate WORSE than death.

But then he died of butt sores two weeks later, escaping that terrible fate.

KNYH DIED, TOO BAD!

THERE ARE 4 DOORS

Actions must be in by next Sunday

Previous Round Action Log:
(X = Trap, 0 = Treasure)

1:X0000 Ironwolfman
2:XXXX0 Knyh
3:X0 Pepper Ninjabear Traktor Timotini Brett
4:XX00 Yummytummy

Score Log:

Brett +3
Traktor +3
Ninjabear +1
Ironwolfman 0
Pepper 0
Timotini 0
Yummytummy -1
Knyh -5

Sobchak Lebowski · Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:04 am

Wow Pepper just gets worse and worse at this
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Pepper Brancacane · Joined: 27 Nov 2007 Posts: 960 Location: back seat

Knyh Risotto · Posted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:20 pm

skillfull choice
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Bjorn Harlan · Quizaboom Team Member Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 2466

Bjorn Harlan · Quizaboom Team Member Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 2466

Ironwolfman , Pepper and Timotini should totally send their actions!

Bjorn Harlan · Quizaboom Team Member Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 2466

Pepper and Timotini, shame on you for no sending of actions!
A penalty shall be enforced!

Updating in an hour or two, I'm just going to have a bath first and wash out my gusset.

Bjorn Harlan · Quizaboom Team Member Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 2466

THE MASSACRE

Yummytummy was good guy, but nothing could stop him getting food poisoning. That dodgy kebab he had before he started on this epic quest was repeating on him. Running around town shouting soup and squirting effluent all over the pavement in vain hope of finding some sort of pharmacy. Eyes blurred from lack of water and energy, he collapsed.

He was found by Pepper and Timotini hours later, totally nude. He had died of shame.

Pepper and Timotini, red hot lovers, fled the scene. They had each other and didn't need some mystical treasure. Hand in hand they skipped out of town, but tragedy struck when Timotini was mobbed by Golden Eagles which pecked his eyes and testicles out. Pepper, now realising he had nothing worth living for prayed to the almighty Beelzebub for mercy and was instantly struck down by a flying turbot.

YUMMYTUMMY, PEPPER AND TIMOTINI DIED, LOL.

THERE ARE NOW 3 DOORS

Actions must be in by next Sunday

Previous Round Action Log:
(X = Trap, 0 = Treasure)

1:X Ninjabear Yummytummy Ironwolfman
2:X00
3:X0 Brett Traktor
4:XX00

Pepper and Timotini recieve a -2 penalty for not sending in actions.

Score Log:

Brett +3
Traktor +3
Ninjabear 0
Ironwolfman -1
Yummytummy -2
Pepper -2
Timotini -2

Brett Harlan · Joined: 24 Feb 2007 Posts: 1072

that put a strange image in my head

Brett Harlan · Joined: 24 Feb 2007 Posts: 1072

whats up with this

Bjorn Harlan · Quizaboom Team Member Joined: 20 Dec 2007 Posts: 2466

You took your time.

Just forget it.

Ninjabear Simpson · Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 7:28 pm

Is the game continuing?