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Knyh Risotto
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Joined: 05 Jan 2008 Posts: 2358 Location: BACKWARDS
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:54 pm |
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The dwarves were miners, digging deep underground, finding treasures no other could hope to. But that wasn't all. Deep in the earth, barely part of the planets crust anymore, the Zombies of old lay sleeping.
It took them two hundred years to dig the tunnel, the average life of a dwarf. It went from the deepest natural cavern found, where the dwarven city was located down at a moderately steep angle, until it hit the structure. It was made from chiselled stone, markings invisible after an age of tectonic movements had worn them away, leaving the warning unnoticed.
They broke through, and all but one of the mining party never returned.
Alive at least.
Players:
Dwarves:
Benju - Sharp pointy axe thingymajigg
Elroy - Jaffa cake.
BABES - Compii
Zeus - Steam Sale
Jurgen - A Yummy shaped bullet....
Timonti - shooty shooty key thingy
Kinky - A certain loveable mouse called Mickey.
Zombies:
Pepper - Red High-heel shoe
Trick - Teeth and Claws
Ninjabear - M1911
Warriorbear - TV antenna/Cone head
Amazing - Spork
Yummy - A Jurgen Shaped bullet....
JPYO - The entire arsenal of Darkcore Corp.
Current phase will end at: GAME OVER! ZOMBIES WIN!!
Let's play! _________________
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Leroy Simpson
Joined: 08 Dec 2009 Posts: 1968 Location: Bedtime City
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 8:05 pm |
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*Leroy picks his nose and wipes it in his beard. _________________
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Ben Lebowski
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Joined: 04 Apr 2007 Posts: 2073 Location: United States
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:48 am |
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Guiz, Knyh is sending me weird PMs. Make it stooooop _________________
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Kinky Simpson
Joined: 26 Jul 2007 Posts: 258 Location: Aperture Laboratories. Awesomeness: 800,001
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:11 pm |
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* Kinky remembers that six out of seven dwarves aren't Happy. _________________ Repeat Stuff |
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Knyh Risotto
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Joined: 05 Jan 2008 Posts: 2358 Location: BACKWARDS
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:39 pm |
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Kinky Simpson wrote: |
* Kinky remembers that six out of seven dwarves aren't Happy. |
What I love about this game is we ended up with seven dwarves <3 I was tempted to name them all.... _________________
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Kinky Simpson
Joined: 26 Jul 2007 Posts: 258 Location: Aperture Laboratories. Awesomeness: 800,001
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 4:52 pm |
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Knyh Risotto wrote: |
Kinky Simpson wrote: |
* Kinky remembers that six out of seven dwarves aren't Happy. |
What I love about this game is we ended up with seven dwarves <3 I was tempted to name them all.... |
Totally should've done it! Just for future reference, I'll be Doc. =) _________________ Repeat Stuff |
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Trick Brancacane
Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 1667
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:44 pm |
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Trick moans for a minute. Then he moans for seven minutes. Then he munches on a dwarf. Then he moans for nine minutes. Then he moans for eleven minutes. Then Trick remembers that he should never forget. The he munches on the same dwarf again. The he moans for forty seconds. Then he attacks another dwarf. Then he dances a dance. Then Trick moans for twelve hours. Then he munches on the recently attacked dwarf. Then he moans for forty minutes. |
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Yummytummy Burritos
Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 1009 Location: England
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:25 pm |
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Yummy coughs. _________________ I'm old now :/ |
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Trick Brancacane
Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 1667
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:19 pm |
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COPGUBGHKJGHAIHG:LAGGLSFHGA<FGAKSAGSG
wazap knyh, where's our gameee |
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Knyh Risotto
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Joined: 05 Jan 2008 Posts: 2358 Location: BACKWARDS
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:02 pm |
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sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry
coming ASAP _________________
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Knyh Risotto
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Joined: 05 Jan 2008 Posts: 2358 Location: BACKWARDS
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:52 pm |
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The zombies were coming, so the dwarves were in preparation.
Ben tripped over his HAXOR'd axe and died. BABES murdered himself with his undescribed weapon. Zeus followed suit with his irresistable steam sale. On the Zombies side of things, Trick tore apart his own entrails and Yummy threw his bullet up at himself, and, being the size of a person, it crushed him.
Elroy and Timo banded together to get at Pepper, whose high heeled shoe stopped Timo before he got close but left him defenseless and open to choking on Leroy's Jaffa. Kinky, the last remaining Dwarf threw his mouse into the Zombies, killing Ninjabear before he ran and hid.
Ninjabear, before being 'Moused' fired his colt into the crowd, hitting the lackadaisical Jurgen who had so far done nothing. Warriorbear looked for Timo but only suceeded in sticking his antenna into his corpse and getting frustrated. Amazing did similar, sporking out Jurgens brains. Jonpatrick decided to use the patented DeathRayMurderBallx2 on Leroy, leaving him erased from existance.
ALIVE
Dwarves:
Kinky
Zombies
Warriorbear
Amazing
JPYO
Phase ends; 4th July, 12:00 GMT _________________
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Ninjabear Simpson
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Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 1388 Location: France
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:02 pm |
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Wow, we almost all died. If this scene has actually occured, I would have laughed to death watching it ! |
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Trick Brancacane
Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 1667
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:15 pm |
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Ninjabear Simpson wrote: |
Wow, we almost all died. If this scene has actually occured, I would have laughed to death watching it ! |
but but zombies don't have feelings |
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Ninjabear Simpson
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Joined: 06 Apr 2008 Posts: 1388 Location: France
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:23 pm |
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Trick Brancacane wrote: |
Ninjabear Simpson wrote: |
Wow, we almost all died. If this scene has actually occured, I would have laughed to death watching it ! |
but but zombies don't have feelings |
Whoops, that's right. I meant : Braaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiins ! |
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Kinky Simpson
Joined: 26 Jul 2007 Posts: 258 Location: Aperture Laboratories. Awesomeness: 800,001
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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:48 pm |
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Wow... Guys... I didn't expect everyone to die so soon... What am I gonna do with all this gold I found? Meh, it'll make a nice shelter for now. _________________ Repeat Stuff |
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