Game thread ~ RAF ~ Dwarves Vs. Zombies ~ GAME OVER

[Knyh Risotto]

The dwarves were miners, digging deep underground, finding treasures no other could hope to. But that wasn't all. Deep in the earth, barely part of the planets crust anymore, the Zombies of old lay sleeping.

It took them two hundred years to dig the tunnel, the average life of a dwarf. It went from the deepest natural cavern found, where the dwarven city was located down at a moderately steep angle, until it hit the structure. It was made from chiselled stone, markings invisible after an age of tectonic movements had worn them away, leaving the warning unnoticed.

They broke through, and all but one of the mining party never returned.


Alive at least.

Players:

Dwarves:
Benju - Sharp pointy axe thingymajigg
Elroy - Jaffa cake.
BABES - Compii
Zeus - Steam Sale
Jurgen - A Yummy shaped bullet....
Timonti - shooty shooty key thingy
Kinky - A certain loveable mouse called Mickey.

Zombies:
Pepper - Red High-heel shoe
Trick - Teeth and Claws
Ninjabear - M1911
Warriorbear - TV antenna/Cone head
Amazing - Spork
Yummy - A Jurgen Shaped bullet....
JPYO - The entire arsenal of Darkcore Corp.

Current phase will end at: GAME OVER! ZOMBIES WIN!!

Let's play!
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[Leroy Simpson]

*Leroy picks his nose and wipes it in his beard.
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[Ben Lebowski]

Guiz, Knyh is sending me weird PMs. Make it stooooop
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[Kinky Simpson]

* Kinky remembers that six out of seven dwarves aren't Happy.
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[Knyh Risotto]

[Kinky Simpson]

[Trick Brancacane]

Trick moans for a minute. Then he moans for seven minutes. Then he munches on a dwarf. Then he moans for nine minutes. Then he moans for eleven minutes. Then Trick remembers that he should never forget. The he munches on the same dwarf again. The he moans for forty seconds. Then he attacks another dwarf. Then he dances a dance. Then Trick moans for twelve hours. Then he munches on the recently attacked dwarf. Then he moans for forty minutes.

[Yummytummy Burritos]

Yummy coughs.
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I'm old now :/

[Trick Brancacane]

COPGUBGHKJGHAIHG:LAGGLSFHGA<FGAKSAGSG

wazap knyh, where's our gameee

[Knyh Risotto]

sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry

coming ASAP
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[Knyh Risotto]

The zombies were coming, so the dwarves were in preparation.

Ben tripped over his HAXOR'd axe and died. BABES murdered himself with his undescribed weapon. Zeus followed suit with his irresistable steam sale. On the Zombies side of things, Trick tore apart his own entrails and Yummy threw his bullet up at himself, and, being the size of a person, it crushed him.

Elroy and Timo banded together to get at Pepper, whose high heeled shoe stopped Timo before he got close but left him defenseless and open to choking on Leroy's Jaffa. Kinky, the last remaining Dwarf threw his mouse into the Zombies, killing Ninjabear before he ran and hid.

Ninjabear, before being 'Moused' fired his colt into the crowd, hitting the lackadaisical Jurgen who had so far done nothing. Warriorbear looked for Timo but only suceeded in sticking his antenna into his corpse and getting frustrated. Amazing did similar, sporking out Jurgens brains. Jonpatrick decided to use the patented DeathRayMurderBallx2 on Leroy, leaving him erased from existance.


ALIVE
Dwarves:
Kinky

Zombies
Warriorbear
Amazing
JPYO

Phase ends; 4th July, 12:00 GMT
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[Ninjabear Simpson]

Wow, we almost all died. If this scene has actually occured, I would have laughed to death watching it !

[Trick Brancacane]

[Ninjabear Simpson]

[Kinky Simpson]

Wow... Guys... I didn't expect everyone to die so soon... What am I gonna do with all this gold I found? Meh, it'll make a nice shelter for now.
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