Warbears VS Groundhogs RAF Game! PHASE TWO AND END RESULTS!

[Leroy Simpson]

THE STORY SO FAR:

Everyone knows that the dispute between the Warbears and the Groundhogs has been raging for centuries now. Both sides have lost many men and everyone wants the war to draw to a close. Many of the armies’ best soldiers have died and everyone is losing hope of ever winning. It is your decision to choose the side that you want to enrol in. You are the only ones that can choose the fate of Bedtime City. Good Luck. (Read more: HERE!)

The only eight Warbears that signed up for the battle were:

Constance Anderson with his mighty and brown Baloney
Globox Simpson with his sidekick Dr. Watson
Noobsaibot holding dual Sith lightsabers
Twigglet Simpson with a limited edition Gordon Freeman Crowbar
Pepper Brancacane with a pirated cassette of Mamma Mia: The Theatre Performance
Jurgen Smith showing off a pack of standard playing cards
Jonpatrick Smith reading a set of Major Arcana tarot cards
Katz Giffuri holding Poisonous Ninja Star Cookies

The eight Groundhogs that were forced to sign up for the battle were:
Trick Brancacane with his Rainbow Accordion
Yummytummy Burritos holding a Christmas Stocking
Traktor Totoro grasping his Lego sword
Zeus Simpson with his pet Headcrab
Bjorn Harlan with a sharpened wit
Timotini Mazigna holding a Machine gun that shoots bottle caps
Knyh Risotto with some Sushi
Hank Calothycos playing on his Computer

SEND IN YOUR ACTIONS NOW!!!!
DEADLINE IS THE 15TH APRIL!


THE WAR!!!!

Katz was walking through the park looking for Trick. Katz gazed upon Trick’s shiny hair and aimed his poisonous Ninja star cookies. He threw them. Just as they projectiles were about to him Trick, he turned round with his rainbow accordion sticking out of his hairy mouth. The poisonous Ninja star cookies hit the accordion and deflected. The poisonous Ninja star cookies hit Katz at full speed in the stomach. Katz, wounded, fell to his knee’s gasping for air. Trick ran for the hills while his enemy was struggling to breath. Just as Katz had gotten his breath back, Traktor and Zeus walked up to him. Zeus’ pet Headcrab jumped on Katz’s face and started violently biting him. While Katz was trying to get the creature off his face, Traktor swung his Lego sword violently at Katz’s head. With a mighty blow, Katz had been beheaded. Zeus ran away with his Headcrab to go and meet up with Trick while Traktor tried to pull the Lego Sword out of Katz’s skull. His enemy sneaked up behind him. Dual lightsabers in hand and swung. Traktor’s head dramatically slid off his body onto the floor next to Katz’s. Noobsaibot started doing a dance over Traktor’s dead body; it was little like the Chicken Dance. While Noobsaibot was busy grooving, Hank came out of Bedtime City’s computer repair shop. He was holding his computer that had been fixed and passed Noobsaibot. He took his chance and suddenly whacked Noobsaibot over the head with it, killing him. Hank then shrugged and sighed. He then walked back into the computer repair shop to get his computer fixed again.

Jonpatrick wasn’t very good with disguises. He had bought the cheapest fortune teller outfit that he could find; it even came with its own wart. Jonpatrick was the bait for his own evil plan, seeing that he couldn’t find anyone else to do it for him. Timotini then strode in with a smile on his brown fluffy face; he sat down and paid Jonpatrick some credits to tell his fortune. Jonpatrick put his hands round the see through glass ball and stared into it. “I am starting to see your future,” Jonpatrick said in a very fake Russian accent, “You will be killed soon”.
“By... Who exactly?” Timotini asked hesitantly.
“BY ME!” Jonpatrick screamed and then chocked on the fake teeth he had in his mouth. Timotini was fast at reaching for his machine gun that shoots bottle caps, but Jonpatrick was faster. He chucked his Major Arcana Tarot cards at Timotini. This caused Timotini to feel dizzy with so many different cards flying past him. He was lying on the floor; Constance then walked in with his Baloney and shoved it down his throat. Timotini gagged on it and then soon choked to death.


While Pepper was at home watch Mamma Mia, Bjorn walked in with his sharpened wit. He quickly processed that Pepper was watching a terrible movie and that it was also pirated, seeing that the whole thing was blurred and you could only hear static. Bjorn walked behind Pepper, about to strangle him when the pirated Mamma Mia worked and blurted out loudly the words “Money, money”. This was so bad that Bjorn had a mental break down, his whole head exploded killing himself and Pepper in the process. That’s what you get for watching Mamma Mia...

Knyh got bored so he ate his sushi and choked on it.

Jurgen started playing snap with himself and found that his pack have five aces. He had a mental overload followed shortly by death.

Yummytummy got bored so he tried to see if the stocking also worked as a hat. He suffocated to death.

Globox refused to feed and pay Dr. Watson, so Dr. Watson strangled him to death.

Twig, having come back from a long holiday, couldn’t find anyone to kill so he tried to see if the birds could catch his crowbar.

Surviving Warbears are:
Constance Anderson
Twigglet Simpson
Jonpatrick Smith

Surviving Groundhogs are:
Hank Calothycos
Zeus Simpson
Trick Brancacane

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Phase Two of the WAR!

Hank had once again walked out of the computer repair shop with his computer. It had been fixed, again. Hank walked to the bar to go and see if Mission four had finally been released. As his computer was warming up, Constance came wondering into the bar. He saw Hank, smelt his baloney and knew what he had to do. In one swift move he got behind Hank. Hank didn’t notice him and Constance took the moment to adjust the baloney’s angle to slice open Hank’s neck. Just as Constance swung, Hank ducked down to pick a piece of chewing gum off the floor. Constance missed and hit Hank’s computer. The computer started flashing warning messages and Hank noticed the smell of cooked Baloney. He turned round, licking his lips. He saw Constance’s charred remains lying on the floor, he was grasping a cooked piece of baloney. Hank picked it up, ate it and then went to go and get him computer re-fixed.

Twigglet tried to see if he could kill any birds with his crowbar again, he aimed for one and just before he threw, the hooked end of the bar got caught on his underwear. As he lifted the crowbar up to throw he pulled his underwear up so far it gave him an almighty wedgie. Five minutes later he died a woman.

JP couldn’t find an enemy to fight so read his own fortune using his tarot cards. He got this


Zeus forgot to feed his headcrab, like Globox, and he woke up... Well, not woke up. Seeing that he was dead.

Trick couldn’t find anyone so he played the death song aloud with ear muffs on so he couldn’t hear.

GROUNDHOGS WIN!
TRICK AND HANK ARE DA WINNERS!
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[Constance Anderson]

Top of the list!

[Lolbear Simpson]

Is it too late to sign up with a weapon?

[Leroy Simpson]

Day 1 results up!
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[Noobsaibot Anderson]

that was fast.....Massive death toll.....Damn, one of the first ones killed....I must say.....It feels terrible
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The warrior has returned yet again from The Shadows!

[Leroy Simpson]

[Bjorn Harlan]

Sorry Pepper but really, Mamma Mia is a load of crap.

[Leroy Simpson]

[Hank Calothycos]

YAY
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If you lose, you weren't worse. The others were just better.
(in other words-GET BETTER WIMP!)

[Trick Brancacane]

It's on.

Beaches.
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[Katz Giffuri]

I died!!! Oh, I mean. ...................

[Constance Anderson]

This game.... is nuts

YEEEEAAAHHHHHH[/failed_joke]

[Yummytummy Burritos]

Jurg you were meant to shoot me =P
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I'm old now :/

[Knyh Risotto]

WHY DOES NOBODY EVER SHOOT MEEE?!
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[Hank Calothycos]