KITTENS VS. ALIENS RAF IS HERE!!! OMFG!!! YEAH!!!

[Roxie Bauer]

THE STORY SO FAR:

Aliens are going into Bedtime City to catnap all of the kittens so they can proceed to take over the world! ( for more info visit here: http://www.warbears.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16474 )

There were only nine Kittens capable of helping save the world. These were:

Knyh Risotto, with his 4 legs with claws on each paw!
Warriorbear Simpson, who had a sniper rifle to explode alien heads
Zick Burritos, who had cleverly stolen two alien guns
Hank Calothycos, who had taught himself the Super Ninja Kitty Cobra Strike
Dyon Risotto, who didn't have anything but a ball of yarn but that makes him awesome
Rojoco Anderson, the super-evolved ballerina ninja!
Yummytummy Burritos, who shot hairballs at his enemies
Pepper Brancadork, who was a cat... but BLUE
and Trick Brancacane, who had his Trickness

The aliens realized that to gain control of the planet, these nine kittens must first be destroyed. They sent out nine specially trained aliens to take care of them:

Jurgen Smith, with the most useful gadget in all history... The Pocket Fan!
Simon Brancacane, with alien clawss
Jonpatrick Smith, with a buddy of his
Oscar House, with the not-even-in-shops-yet Catnapper 5000.1
Constance Anderson, with his high IQ
Globox Simpson, who had a UAV with hellfire missiles
Zeus Simpson, who FUS RO DAH'd his enemies
Crazyone Totoro, who had combustible apples
and Traktor Totoro who didn't bring a weapon oddly enough.

THE WAR BEGINS TODAY!

Constance wondered through Bedtime Forest thinking up a cool idea to capture kittens. He placed a small rope trap to entangle any kitten who came near, and then hid behind a bush until he heard a surprised meow and the noise of the trap going off. "Got one, hehe" he said to himself. "This'll be easy as long as it's not..." Rojoco launched himself onto Constance's head. He'd used his katana to break out of the rope trap and promptly used it to break IN to Constance's face. Constance died.

Meanwhile at the beach, Simon thought he'd place some bombs that'd go off if any kittens came near. While placing them, his claw slipped and sliced straight through bombs. BOOM. Simon died.

However, Jonpatrick was sneaking up on Pepper. He was sure a blue kitten head would look nice on his wall. He was just about ready to attack and then... There was a tornado of blue fury on Jonpatrick, and when Pepper stopped angry-ing, all that was left of poor Jon was his eyeballs, which Pepper quickly gobbled up. Jonpatrick died.

Dyon was following Jurgen who appeared to be close to placing a sneak attack on Yummytummy. "Oh dear!" thought Dyon, "I've got to help him!". Luckily, Yummytummy was already aware that somebody had been following him. As Jurgen held his pocket fan, about to use it to slice Yummytummy into cat-bacon, Yummy turned round and fired a small, gross hairball at the fan. The fan malfunctioned and stopped working. "Nevermind," said Jurgen, "I'll just kill you with my bare hands!".
"Not so fast!" yelled Dyon, swinging down using his ball of yarn while whistling the Indiana Jones theme-tune. His feet hit Jurgen who tripped over and landed on a hedgehog, face-first. "Nice work, Dyon!" said Yummytummy. "Yeah, that was so cool how you shot that hairball and-"
"Uh, Dyon?"
"Yes?"
"Look behind you!". Dyon looked. Oscar and Traktor were standing right there. "RUN!" shouted Dyon. Yummytummy made it out of sight, but as Oscar fired his Catnapper, it caught some of Dyon's yarn. The yarn started unraveling and being sucked into the machine. It caught on Dyon's neck and didn't come loose. As it got tighter and tighter, Dyon felt himself choking to death. Jurgen and Dyon died.

Zick sat in the park weilding two stolen alien guns. He heard some movement behind him and quickly turned around and shot. It was Crazyone. it only stunned her, so she got back up, but in that time Knyh has heard the gunshot and come to see what had happened. He tripped Crazyone up with his tail and then literally ripped her face off. Crazyone died.

Trick was hiding in the fridge at the bar, waiting for an alien to come along when he froze to death. That was dumb, wasn't it? Trick died.

Globox was searching for a kitten to kill when he tripped and landed on the same hedgehog that killed Jurgen. That pesky ol' hedgehog. Globox died.

Hank was practicing his cobra strike when somebody took a picture of him and posted it on Lolcats. Hank could not live in such shame, so he commited suicide. Hank died.

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ROUND 2:

Zick was hiding in a hole in the beach waiting for an alien to come along. Oscar came by. Zick jumped out the hole and fired with his blasters. Nobody was there. He heard a strange hissing noise from behind him and suddenly he found himself inside the Catnapper 5000.1. Oscar hit the "Vaporise contents" button. Zick died.

Knyh was hiding in a bush. He was waiting for aliens to come along so he could rip them to shreds. He heard the Catnapper 5000.1 go off, so he darted out of the bush to try and help whoever Oscar was eliminating (Zick, by the way). As he ran he felt something grab the back of his neck. He was plunged into Traktor's mouth and eaten. Traktor burped and picked a claw out of his tooth. "Yum," he said and sat down for a rest. He didn't realise that Rojoco had rather foolishly been sleeping there. Rojoco hissed. A few minutes later he was eating Traktor Sushi, with what tasted like a hint of Unpronounacble Dinosaurs. Traktor and Knyh died.

Pepper was sitting under a tree and thought "Heck, we're all gonna die anyways. If somebody's gonna kill me, I want it to be ME!". Pepper died.

EVERYONE ELSE LIVES BECAUSE THEY BASICALLY ALL FORGOT TO SEND IN ACTIONS (besides Yummytummy who asked to shoot the air.)

PHASE NUMBER THREE:

Yummytummy had been stalking Zeus. As soon as Zeus stopped, Yummytummy started A'Chargin' His Hairbaaaaaall!! Suddenyl, Zeus turned around a FUS RO DAH'd the hairball back into Yummytummy's mouth, causing him to choke and die. Yummy Tummy died.

List of alives:

Zeus
Rojoco
Warriorbear

THE FINAL SHOWDOWN:

Only three remained.

Zeus.
Rojoco.
Warriorbear.

They met in the bar, all at the same time. "Alright boys, let's make this a fair match..." said Zeus, "I will count down from three, and when we reach one we all attack at the same time."
"Ok, let's do this.." replied Rojoco.

Three.

Two.

One.

Warriorbear shot a bullet at Zeus, who quickly FUS RO DAH'd it out of the way. Rojoco threw his katana at Zeus's head, but he dodged and it hit Pepper's corpse right in the balls. Rojoco swung his other katana at Zeus' head, but he blasted it away, shattering the blade. Zeus tried to impale him on one of the shards but he danced out the way, picking up one of the shards himself. Warriorbear rolled to his side and whispered something in his ear. Rojoco's face lit up and he said "YEAH!"

He shoved the shard into Warriorbear's sniper rifle. Warriorbear shot it at the dart board, which fell onto the stool, knocking a dart off the dartboard. The dart hit the fridge's handle. The door swung open and a beer fell out, which landed on the Katana on Pepper's corpse. It swung upwards, into the air, and landed through Zeus. Pepper's corpse was now hanging from Zeus' forehead by the balls.

Warriorbear and Rojoco high-fived. The Kittens had won.

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Last note:

I know the last battle seemed really epic but it really wasn't. Warriorbear continued to be inactive, Rojoco shot the air and Zeus shot himself. lol.

[Knyh Risotto]

[Roxie Bauer]

[Pepper Brancacane]

MEOW!
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love pepp x

[Crazyone Totoro]

^ LOVE

Am I actually the only girl playing this game?

[Roxie Bauer]

[Hank Calothycos]

wait, what if you shoot someone, and someone shoots you, but the dude you shot shoots in the air, and the guy that shot you gets shot? what happens?
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If you lose, you weren't worse. The others were just better.
(in other words-GET BETTER WIMP!)

[Yummytummy Burritos]

Everyone aside from the person who shot the person who shot you dies.
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I'm old now :/

[Ben Lebowski]

This all sounds so familiar... Oh, right.
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[Roxie Bauer]

[Dyon Risotto]

[Roxie Bauer]

Ok, extending the phase by a tiny bit and notifying people who haven't sent in an action

[Roxie Bauer]

Actions:
Constance shot Rojoco.
Rojoco shot himself.
Simon shot himself.
Jonpatrick shot Pepper.
Pepper shot himself.
Oscar shot Dyon.
Traktor shot Dyon.
Dyon shot Jurgen.
Jurgen shot Yummytummy.
Yummytummy shot himself.
Knyh shot Crazyone.
Crazyone shot Zick.
Zick shot himself.
Trick shot himself.
Globox shot himself.
Hank shot himself.
Any others forgot to send in their actions or shot the sky.

[Hank Calothycos]

NOOO NOOOT LOOOLCAAATTSSS
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If you lose, you weren't worse. The others were just better.
(in other words-GET BETTER WIMP!)

[Yummytummy Burritos]

List of alive people pleeasee

And beaten yet again, Jurgen :P
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I'm old now :/