Killer Penny

Rowena Svoltaire · Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:17 pm

Susie Totoro won the last thread

This is the game where the first person has a penny and the second person has to find a (preferably creative) way for first person to die and for him/her to get the penny. You must kill the penny-holder, and you must continue the story after you kill someone off.

So we start; I find a penny on the floor and put it in my pocket
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Knyh Risotto · Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:27 pm

I then stab you with my cuban cigar, and steal the penny, douse you in petrol, and drop my cigar onto you.

Woah, why'd i do that?
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Mdr Anderson · Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:51 pm

mdr walking down the street sees a shiny penny in kynhs hand

he sneaks up to kynh and well, pickpockets the penny and replacing it with a live grenade

Susie Totoro · Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:06 pm

Unfortunately, Mdr was still near when the grenade went off, and the force of the blast pushed the penny out of his hand and sent him flying into the fat granny tea party. Susie, who was watching the fireworks from nearby, sees the penny flying to her and she catches it.
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Staro Totoro · Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:08 pm

Where's the old killer penny?!?
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Susie Totoro · Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:09 pm

It was deleted since it reached 100 posts.
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Staro Totoro · Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:15 pm

Staro stabs Susie, then he takes the penny.
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Susie Totoro · Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:21 pm

As Staro is walking away, Susie magically revives. He notices and turns into dark Staro and fires a blast at Susie. She casually steps aside and a mirror that was previously elsewhere reflects the blast back at Staro, who then dies. Susie retrieves the penny from Staro's corpse.
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Fanta Carpenter · Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 159 Location: England

Fanta exploded Susie then caches the penny like it were the snitch out of Harry Potter.
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Crazyone Totoro · Joined: 10 Nov 2007 Posts: 850 Location: Warbears, UK :3

Crazyone borrows Ryoh's katanas, sneaks up behind Fanta, and -CENSORED due to excessive katana-related violence-. She then takes the penny, and bakes it in a delicious apple pie.

Funny Lebowski · Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:01 pm

I eat the pie.

Wow, that wasn't too hard.

Bleach Risotto · Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:19 pm

It turns out that the pie had some flavoring added to it that gave it that nice exploding flavor. Funny explodes within seconds of swallowing the first bite, and Bleach catches the penny as it flies through the air. He cleans off the remains and puts it in his pocket.
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Susie Totoro · Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:32 am

Bleach then tripped and fell down a flight of stairs that was previously elsewhere. He finally reached the bottom after 10 stair-falling minutes and fell unconscious. The penny also rolled out of his pocket, towards Susie. She pocketed it and called 911 to take Bleach to the hospital.
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Staro Totoro · Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:13 am

But they didn't come because Staro killed them.
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Coolkid Harlan · Joined: 08 Aug 2009 Posts: 26

Still, the coin was in Susie's hand. Coolkid infiltrates her house and secretly gets the coin. Coolkid plants a bomb on every floor and will explode in exactly 1:00, he also blocked all the openings so Susie cannot escape the house. Unluckily, Susie drinks 100 sleeping pills. Coolkid then leaves the house. The time left is: 0:10.