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Lolzer House
Joined: 02 Jan 2008
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Location: Killing zombies
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suddenly, a box of mutant kittens flies at your head. you realized it was just the wall... HOLY CRAP A LIVING WALL! I didn't have time for this, so I A FIRED MY LAZAR! BBBBBBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHH! When the wall crumbled, i found...
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Easyname Totoro
Joined: 15 Jan 2007
Posts: 885
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:15 am |
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My toothbrush.
I then went downstairs.
The first thing I did when I got downstairs was call the police.
"What servifjhdejhkjawl;awe
awd#awdw" etc etc blah
skip skip blah
"I would like to get my house bombed please"
"certainly sir".
After I finished the phone call, I smiled, set the phone back in the phone holdy thing and tried to leave the room.
Only I couldn't.
It appeared that the refrigerator on one side and a wardrobe on the other site had both chosen that moment to conveniently fall in front of the door, blocking the only exit the room had.
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Lolzer House
Joined: 02 Jan 2008
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Location: Killing zombies
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:20 am |
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Suddenly, I realized there was a button on my toothbrush, so i hit it. Then I hear a voice saying "You have been selected for a mission, all will be explained when you get to our base. You will find coordinates stuffed in an orange behind a painting in the hall outside of this room. This toothbrush will self destruct in... 3... 2..." i chuck it at the door and it explodes. The doorway was cleared. But when i stepped outside...
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Bleach Risotto
Joined: 19 Jun 2009
Posts: 631
Location: Bring all your friends because a group does it better.
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:37 am |
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I realized that I was too late. The poisonous, deadly, shoop da whooping king cobras had already thrown the city into complete and utter CHAOS! So I ran to my car and...
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Crazyone Totoro
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 850
Location: Warbears, UK :3
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:43 pm |
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| ...dived through the window, forgetting that glass is dangerous. Covered in cuts, I drove like a maniac (running over some cobras in the process) until I smashed right into a giant... |
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Bjorn Harlan
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Joined: 20 Dec 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:51 pm |
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| Pile of toast. |
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Susie Totoro
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
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Location: Most likely my house, wishing people would stop bugging me about my name.
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:47 pm |
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I was just about to take a bite out of the pile when a giant T-rex stepped on me. I survived, so I...
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Bjorn Harlan
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:54 pm |
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| Did nothing. |
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Susie Totoro
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
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Location: Most likely my house, wishing people would stop bugging me about my name.
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:00 pm |
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After 4 hours of doing nothing, I decided to...
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Bjorn Harlan
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:09 pm |
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Do more nothing.
(It's such fun killing the story) |
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Solidusnake Anderson
Joined: 20 Oct 2008
Posts: 923
Location: North Korea
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:19 pm |
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| After doing nothing I decided to go and kill Bjorn with.... |
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Bjorn Harlan
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:21 pm |
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| An enema bag. |
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Mcrfreak Simpson
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Joined: 10 Jul 2007
Posts: 1909
Location: Éire
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:31 pm |
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| As Bjorn was coughing on the floor, close to death, Mcrfreak walked in. |
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Solidusnake Anderson
Joined: 20 Oct 2008
Posts: 923
Location: North Korea
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:33 pm |
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| So I chucked a banjo at him and told him to play... |
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Homsar Burritos
Joined: 22 Mar 2009
Posts: 110
Location: Memory Lane
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| Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:57 am |
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Sweet Home Alabama. He played so badly, I shot him with a double-barrel.
After that, I played some Castle Crashers when... |
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