Paul's Press Platinum

[Frizzlepie Burritos]

Yes, that's right! Paul's Press is back. It's bigger, better, prettier, funnier, you name it! It even has a different name, 'Paul's Press Platinum. Plus, Paul's Press Platinum has two tabloid sections (the two on the bottom), due to suggestions of including those. If you don't already know, Paul's Press is a Warbears Newsletter created by me. However, since it is so large and I don't have a lot of time on my hands, it shall be released monthly instead of fortnightly. So, drum roll, please. I present to you, Paul's Press Platinum!


Pepper's ...Dead?

The Seven O'Clock News at Four
This is the main article of the newsletter. It is usually based upon a large/well-known event that is currently happening.

Pepper's Parade
In this section, Pepper writes an article based upon a topic that I choose for him. LOL

Rad Ad
It's an advert. Everyone knows what that is, duh.

Amusing Avatars
I scan through the forums, searching for interesting/humorous/eye-catching avatars. I then write a blurb about them.

The Funnies
A ROFLOLMAOMG comic.

What's Missing?
There is something missing in the bottom screenie that is located in the top screenie. Oh no! You must look for what's missing, or else you lose. Haha! The answers will be shown in the next article.

Gossip in BTC: Shocker
This is one of the two tabloid sections in Paul's Press Platinum. Since it's tabloid, it's completely inaccurate and made-up. O.M.G.

Changing Tabloid Section (Currently 'Dreaded Dancing')
This is one of the two tabloid sections in Paul's Press Platinum. Since it's tabloid, it's completely inaccurate and made-up. O.M.G. Hmm... Deja vu?

What the Hell is That?!
Another game in Paul's Press Platinum in which you have to guess what the two zoomed screenshots are of. Good luck! The answers will be shown in the next article.

Paul's Press Platinum Articles:
Article # 1
Article # 2
Article # 3

Paul's Press [Older Version] Articles:
Article # 1
Article # 2
Article # 3
Article # 4
Article # 5

Note: The answer keys and explanations of the topics in the older versions of Paul's Press are located in this thread.

Thanks for reading!
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[Zappy House]

FIRST
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Thanks to Josh Panzerotten for the COOL sig! =D

[Rowena Svoltaire]

First the worst

Plus 'third the one with the hairy chest', so who'll post after me?
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[Yummytummy Burritos]

Uh not me...?

Anyway great to have this back =D
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I'm old now :/

[Zane Lebowski]

Leroy has been seen. In the bar at his stool 15 mins ago.

[Leroy Simpson]

OMG! Where's Leroy?
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[Knyh Risotto]

<3
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[Constance Anderson]

I'm a human, not a Warberian. My DNA doesn't match.

And THERE'S NOTHING MISSING AT 'WHAT'S MISSING'!!!

[Knyh Risotto]

Having placed both images over each other in PDN, I can safely say There is something missing, it's just a little small.
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[Tankbuilder Smith]

Actually, there is. I found it.

It's not where you looked.

[Funny Lebowski]

Haha, I found the damn thing in about 5 seconds.

When I see an image like that, I just know they've hidden whatever somewhere that's not blatantly obvious.

Well done, Frizzle. Pretty fancy. The title looks a bit simple, if you want criticism. Although it might just be me who wants it prettying up. <.<
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[Bjorn Harlan]

Oh wow this just goes on and on!
There's so much!

This is awesome!

[Flsurfergirl Lebowski]

LOVELY issue, Frizzle.

Even though Pepper called me "some woman" in his spread. =(
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[Warriorbear Simpson]

[Coolboi Harlan]

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