Killer Penny

Mathew Brancacane · Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 2:39 am

I buy a 99 cent candy bar from you with a dollar bill and keep the penny as change. Then I stab you in the gut.

Ninjabear Simpson · Posted: Tue May 21, 2013 9:54 pm

I throw your dollar at you. That kills you. Now I can run away with the penny.

Mathew Brancacane · Posted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:43 pm

The dollar is then blown into you by the wind. The penny bounces into my mouth and falls down my throat. I successfully convince Charon, the man who ferries people across the River Styx, into giving me a free ride, as he literally only exists to paddle a boat back and forth and has no use for all the gold he receives on a daily basis. Having successfully taken the penny with me into the afterlife, it was attacked by my stomach acid, leaving behind only the paper-thin copper plating. The zinc remained with my body as zinc chloride, and the penny can only be taken from me by someone else in the afterlife, which, at this point, is probably everyone, so it could easily be taken from me. However, I do have the penny at the moment.

Ninjabear Simpson · Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:03 pm

I easily take the penny.

Noobsaibot Anderson · Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 29 Location: Hell

All of a sudden, Noobsaibot drop down from the rafters in the roof and cut Ninjabear in half with his Ninjato sword. He then sees the penny lying in Ninjabears blood and picks it up
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The warrior has returned yet again from The Shadows!

Ninjabear Simpson · Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:44 pm

I appear in front of you as a ghost and you're so afraid that you drop the penny and I get it back.

Noobsaibot Anderson · Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 29 Location: Hell

I then return with Ghostbusting equipment and trap you inside of it and take the penny
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Zac Nachos · Joined: 31 Mar 2012 Posts: 233

I kill you. And take the penny. Boom.

Noobsaibot Anderson · Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 29 Location: Hell

Can't kill whats already dead. I deliver a rising slash with my ninjato cutting you in half and reclaim the penny
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The warrior has returned yet again from The Shadows!

Ninjabear Simpson · Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:09 pm

Luigi helped me out with his knowledge about ghost busting vaccum cleaners, and I managed to steal you the penny.

Mathew Brancacane · Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 6:58 pm

But it turns out that Luigi had taken the penny from me in the afterlife and replaced it with a fake. However, I was hiding in the vacuum, and when it was returned to Luigi, I snuck out and swiped it and got away before he could notice.

Ninjabear Simpson · Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 8:09 pm

I use a super powerful magnet to take the penny from the other side of the world.

Ironwolfman Smith · Joined: 17 Apr 2011 Posts: 445 Location: earth

The penny was coming at you so fast at the magnet it launched you to the space were you died of the oxygen-free Vacuum of Space.
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