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Knyh Risotto
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 12:15 am Reply with quote

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High Quality™ Prologue
The last fight was said to be the fight to end all fights. Many had died, leaving but one winner. Yet the Batter Gods were unsated, they required more sacrifice. Drawing on all the power in all the batter in all the world, they brought back to life those who had died for their cause before. Newly enlightened to the superiority of Waffles, the warriors waited fervently for the bloodshed to begin.

Pepper had somehow acquired an alternate universe Knyh (which gave everyone an odd sense of deja-vu) holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped............................................. . Takeoshi was trying to become an IRL streamer by imitating a game except with a strange waffle theme. Rojoco just had straight up poison, and there were various food related weapons around. Your mother (Yes, yours) was also wandering across the field, with Jurgen chasing after. Not the strangest sight in the world in total, but close.

BatterLord Knyh, the mortal tasked with communicating with the Batter Gods, raised his hands and the gaggle of warriors silenced. They looked to him, weapons ready to fight. Knyh didn’t like speeches, so he simply said;
    “Go bleeding murder each other you waffle crazed scrubs”
And with that, the fight began…

Players:

Sweet Waffles:
Rojoco Anderson - Ricin.
Zane SurnameHere - Whipped cream
Miniman Mazinga - Bread
Globus Simpson - Soggy, soggy waffles

Savoury Waffles:
Ninjabear Simpson - A Sponge.
Globox Simpson - A batter cannon
Tango Totoro - waffle iron
Takeogudsaidofdufytfgyhjkl whatever; - that dude from getting over it except his cauldron is full of Belgian waffles

Radical Waffle Anarchists:
Marshall Bracacacane - Soggy waffles.
Pepper Branflakes – Knyh holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped......
Jurgen Smith - Your mother. Yes, yours.
Katz Giffuri - Supa Xtra Stale Cookies


Round 1 will end at: 23:59(GMT), 14/01/18.
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Mmmh.. Mad Angry
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:51 pm Reply with quote

ROUND ONE IS OVER, HERE IS A BAD STORY!

Globus, took his soggy, soggy waffles and a bloodthirsty disregard for safety straight to a fight. He picked Globox, because their names were similar. Oh, how he would regret that. Globox had taken his batter cannon and, in an effort to become one with the batter, was aiming it at himself. Eyes closed, a great smile on his face, he waited for the fuse to burn down. Out of nowhere, Globus charged him down, pushing him to the floor and taking his place, unaware of what was going on. The batter went off seconds later, and Globus was assimilated into it. Nobody could make waffles of what remained. Globox was sad, but unsure whether to try again after aquiring more batter.

Pepper, had also been sneaking up on Globox, but before he could attack, Ninjabear Ninja’d his way in front of him. Perhaps, in an effort to deprive Knyh of fun because of the utterly ridiculous and nonsensical nature of peppers weapon, Ninjabear had made it his priority to remove Pepper from the game. An infinitely recursive collection of progressively smaller Knyh’s were wiped out when Ninjabear took his sponge and actually cleaned the waffle maker. Apparently, a small amount of dirt in the maker had lead to the otherwise boring but Knyh shaped waffle maker having the ability to create actual life from batter, on a scale that defied the laws of physics. Pepper and his Knyh friend were suddenly unarmed, and promptly exploded trying to comprehend how dirt had made an infinitely recursive collection of progressively smaller Knyh beings from batter.

Jurgen, instead of taking his usual action of shooting Miniman, went for Zane. Unfortunately, the life of a law student leads to stress, and stress leads to eating. Zane simply sat around eating her Whipped Cream. Strangely, this meant Jurgen had a hard time finding her, as he had suddenly developed a case of whipped cream blindness and couldn’t even comprehend the stuff anymore. He had your mother (yes, yours) with him, but unfortunately, she wasn’t much help in the situation. That confused searching left Miniman free to appear with an infinite amount of bread and literally stuff Jurgen full of the stuff until he died. You mother (yes, yours) was then kindly escorted away from battle as she is a nice lady. You should talk to her more often. She loves you.

Katz went after Rojoco. Even though the cookies he had were “supa xtra stale” he was snacking on them anyway. His stomach felt off, but they were delicious, and he was newly an adult. Nobody could tell him to stop. He died quickly of ricin poisoning, thanks to Rojoco somehow travelling back in time after the round ended to add a ridiculous amount of ricin when the cookies were first made, to ensure a quick death. That makes sense, sure.

Tango was Tinkering with his Tricky Waffle iron. Trying tens of tips and tricks he got from t’internet, he touched two wires together and it turned on. Touching it with his hand to check the temperature was rising, he took a trip to the tower of torment aka hell. The Thermostat has been, terribly, turned too high, and the temperature’s rise was towering. Too bad.

Marshall killed himself. Soggy Waffles aren’t nice, and eating them made him throw up so hard his intestines came out and he couldn’t get them back in before he accidentally bit through them and then bled out on the floor, practically inside out. Don’t ruin your waffles, Kids.

Takeoshi couldn’t get his weapon over a tree and into the battlefield.

Knyh called a break. Time for the combatants to breathe, eat, and drink. The war would continue soon. Real, True Waffles were winning, the anarchists completely destroyed. But would it be sweet or savoury that took victory? Time would tell…

Players – Weapons - Actions:
Sweet Waffles:
Rojoco Anderson - Ricin. - Shot Self. Shot by Katz.
Zane SurnameHere - Whipped cream - Shot Self. Shot by Jurgen.
Miniman Mazinga - Bread - Shot Jurgen.

Globus Simpson - Soggy, soggy waffles - Shot Globox. Globox defended.

Savoury Waffles:
Ninjabear Simpson - A Sponge. - Shot Pepper.
Globox Simpson - A batter cannon - Shot Self. Shot by Globus and Pepper.

Tango Totoro - waffle iron - Shot Self.
Takeogudsaidofdufytfgyhjkl whatever; - that dude from getting over it except his cauldron is full of Belgian waffles - Shot Air (like a dummy).

Radical Waffle Anarchists:
Marshall Bracacacane - Soggy waffles. - Shot Self.
Pepper Branflakes – Knyh holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Waffle Iron that makes Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped Knyh shaped waffles holding a Knyh shaped...... - Shot Globox. Globox defended.
Jurgen Smith - Your mother. Yes, yours. - Shot Zane. Zane defended. Shot by Miniman.
Katz Giffuri - Supa Xtra Stale Cookies - Shot Rojoco. Rojoco defended.



It is now Round 2 The deadline for actions is: 23:59(BST), 20th of January.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 3:51 pm Reply with quote

ROUND TWO IS OVER, HERE ARE THE RESULTS!

Rojoco
wondered what Ricin tastes like. After a successful first round, he thought it couldn’t hurt to try just a touch. He placed a small amount on his finger and gave it a lick. Unfortunately, the lethal dose is <100mg for a person and, given he had pure, 100% ricin, that little lick was more than enough. He died rapidly due to a weird temporal field that happened to cross by and accelerate its effects, probably something to do with the mess of spacetime Pepper and his Knyh weapon had created…

Zane sat eating more whipped cream, completely unaware that even the first round had ended. An infinite amount of whipped cream had distracted her, and nothing could stop her eating. With her infinite can of squirty whipped cream came an infinite amount of Nitrous Oxide aerosol. She had sat in a small depression in the ground, and as any good chemist could tell you, without a breeze the NO2 would pool and displace the air. Eventually she suffocated, smile on her face, and a mess of whipped cream all over. She weighed an extra 100 kilograms from what she had when the fight had started.

Miniman meanwhile, was approaching Ninjabear. They met face to face. Ninjabear had a filthy sponge (from cleaning Peppers Wafflemaker), Miniman had an infinite supply of bread. They charged and grappled. Miniman was shoving handfuls of bread into Ninjabear's mouth, while Ninjabear was furiously scrubbing at Miniman, cleaning the skin and flesh from his bones. After a lengthy struggle, Ninjabear finally choked to death, and Miniman broke free. He was alive, but missing a large amount of his face, and an eye. If only he had that eye to see what was coming…

Globox and Takeoshi teamed up. Loading that dude from getting over it except his cauldron is full of Belgian Waffles into the batter cannon, they were attempting to speedrun getting from one end of the battlefield to the other. Miniman just happened to be along their chosen route, and they both agreed getting a kill along the way would make the feat all the more impressive. They lit the fuse and grabbed their timers, hoping for sub-six-seconds. A mess of batter, dude in cauldron and Belgian Waffles launched from the cannon. Miniman couldn’t see it coming, as it was from the side of his now-missing eye. The dude in the cauldron came first, a quick sledgehammer to the face ended Miniman's life, before the super-sonic batter mess obliterated his remains. The final time for the cross-field trip was 5.98, a new world record! Mostly because nobody had bothered to try it before.

Globox and Takeoshi were, seemingly, the only contestants left. They declared Savoury Waffles the winner, and therefore the best batter-based foodstuff. They cheered, but their celebrations were shortlived. The batter gods had sent a meteor of congealed batter straight for them, wiping them out and all within a mile radius, including Knyh. The next batter battle would be the final one, in batter heaven, against the batter gods themselves…


Savoury Waffles WIN!

Sweet Waffles:
Rojoco Anderson - Ricin. - Shot Self.
Zane SurnameHere - Whipped cream - Shot Self.
Miniman Mazinga - Bread - Shot Ninjabear. Shot by literally everyone who could shoot him.


Savoury Waffles:
Ninjabear Simpson - A Sponge. - Shot Miniman. Shot by Miniman.
Globox Simpson - A batter cannon - Shot Miniman.
Takeogudsaidofdufytfgyhjkl whatever; - that dude from getting over it except his cauldron is full of Belgian waffles - Shot Miniman.



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