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Jurgen Smith
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:59 pm Reply with quote

The orchestra made their moves. Each raised their chosen instrument, and in many cases, their chosen proxy players, and charged towards the White Stick of Doooooooooooooom. Soon, only one will stand, and the new conductor will have a slight shortage of players.

That didn't really matter to these maniacs - they figured they could deal with tomorrow's problem then. For now, though, only murder...


Welcome to RAF: the Musical Interlude!

Each round, you must PM me with one of the following actions:

Shoot Someone: The person you shoot will die, unless they have shot themselves. If they shot themselves, then you will die in their place.

Shoot the Air: Go frolic in the arena as best you can, and hope not to get hit. You will not harm anyone, but if anyone chooses to shoot you, then you will die.

Shoot Yourself: The option taken by the most paranoid of players. In normal circumstances, you die. However, if someone shoots you, they will die, and you survive.

If you fail to send me an action, you will shoot the air. If you do so for two consecutive rounds, then you will be eliminated in a manner of my choosing.

Please send your Round 1 actions to me by November 21st, 23:59 BST.

PLAYERS
    Knyh Risotto - knyh from an alternate dimension playing a jar of seven year out of date mayonnaise
    Miniman Mazinga - knyh from the Christmas dimension playing one jingle bell
    Rojoco Anderson - Harpsichord
    Katz Giffuri - Vibraslap
    Takeoshi Totoro - Knyh holding a cat by both ends trying to make it screech in tune

    Ninjabear Simpson - Piano
    Marshall Brancacane - The Maddest of Saxophones
    Pete Totoro - Knyh from an alternative dimension where he thinks he's skilled at the violin but actually isn't
    Stingooo Totoro - Knyh from an alternate dimension drumming pencils on a plastic table to the tune of Darude Sandtorm
    Crazyone Totoro - Knyh from an alternate dimension playing a trumpet by sticking his entire head into the wrong end

    Zane Lebowski - Knyh from an alternate dimension is playing a knyh from another alternate dimension who believes he is a contrabass
    Scarlett Totoro - Knyh from an alternate dimension playing Scotland the Brave on life sized, Knyh-shaped bagpipes
    Tango Totoro - Typing on a computer keyboard


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Knyh Risotto
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:01 pm Reply with quote

I N F I N I T E ​ ​​​​ ​ ​ K N Y H
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:22 pm Reply with quote

People who post in RAF game threads make me sick Mmmh..
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:31 pm Reply with quote

Tango Totoro wrote:
People who post in RAF game threads make me sick Mmmh..
get h*cked
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 1:07 pm Reply with quote

Surprised that Niall isn’t in on this. His oboe playing has already brought me near to death a few times.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:08 pm Reply with quote

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:02 am Reply with quote

In his rush to obtain the baton, Rojoco was far too swift, and tripped over his own harpsichord, and fell down a rather convenient Rojoco-shaped hole in the ground.

Crazyone sought to steal a march on the competition, and ordered the most remarkably idiotic Knyh to play one. However, the reversed-trumpet proved no match in sheer ridiculousness for the Knyh-playing Knyh. As the reversed-trumpet Knyh charged in, the mouthpiece became filled with seven-year out of date mayonnaise, the sheer stench of which killed the poor trumpet-Knyh on the spot. Soon after, his wielder, Crazyone, found herself impaled on the bow of a violin, also wielded by a Knyh clone.

This wasn't a deliberate act of aggression, but simply an accident: the Knyh believed that to play violin, one must swing it like a baseball bat, while using the bow as a fencing foil.

He was the principal violinist in this orchestra, which gives you some impression of what must go on further around the section...

Miniman, in awe of this incredibly stupidity, ordered his Santa hat-wearing Knyh into battle, ringing his one jingle bell in an attempt to start a war. Through mechanisms nobody quite understands, both violin-Knyh and Pete were sucked into the metal of the jingle bell, never to be heard again. Everyone agreed that was a mercy to the world.

Stingooo's pencil-wielding Knyh was the closest thing to an artist this contest had. As the pencils tapped away on the tiny plastic table to the rhythm of the second-most obnoxious song ever written, Stingooo fell from a great height, landing his eyes on the pencil points, and the rest of him crushing poor pencil-and-table-Knyh.

Takeoshi's Knyh was determined to get a strong melody from his Knyh (who was entirely separate to the actual Knyh in the game, possibly due to time travel shenanigans. Who knows? I certainly don't.), who proceeded to pull on his cat harder and harder in order to elicit a screech. Unfortunately, his cat was actually a grenade, and blew timetraveller-Knyh and Takeoshi to smithereens.

Zane had brought her Knyh choir along with her today. It was a choir of only two, and one of them was mute. As she instructed mute-Knyh in the art of conducting "contrabass"-Knyh (who actually sang in the range of "OH GOD, MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!"), she was drowned out by the sound of Scarlett's kilt-wearing Knyh playing the bagpipes. Each pipe was a Knyh, screaming incoherently about bravery and haggis. As mute-Knyh heard this racket, his confusion escalated, and he gave "contrabass"-Knyh a Glasgow kiss, melding their heads into one, and their lives into none.

A piano then fell on Zane's head. Nobody saw Ninjabear do it, but nobody doubts it was his piano. Nobody else around here had one made of crayons and blu-tack.

Tango was frustrated at the chaos before him, and set about beating himself over the head with his computer keyboard. Before his blow could land squarely on his own face, Marshall leapt into the space between them, attempting to play an oversized saveloy as a saxophone. Marshall's saveloy was driven firmly up his nose, and into his brain. It was a shame, as by playing an instrument that was entirely silent, Marshall had been considered the best musician in the ensemble. Katz then swung his vibraslap at Tango's head. However, Clippy emerged from Tango's keyboard, and offered his assistance to Katz, realigning the vibraslap so that it struck him on his own head.

Clippy then went on a well-deserved holiday to the Bahamas, sipping a nice Mojito.

Thirteen... "musicians"... entered. Five still compete for the baton. Who will survive? Who will lead? The world waits with bated breath to see who the next most hated "conductor" will be.


Congratulations to the survivors. All actions are to be sent to me by 24th November, 23:59 GMT.

LIVING PLAYERS (5)
    Knyh - Alternate universe Knyh playing mayonnaise seven years past its date
    Miniman - Christmas universe Knyh playing a single jingle bell
    Scarlett - Scottish Knyh playing Knyh-shaped bagpipes
    Ninjabear - A piano
    Tango - A PC keyboard

    Knyh count: 4


PHASE ONE ACTIONS
    Crazyone shot Knyh
    Katz shot Tango

    Knyh shot himself
    Marshall shot Tango
    Miniman shot Pete
    Ninjabear shot Zane
    Pete shot Crazyone
    Rojoco shot himself

    Scarlett shot Zane
    Stingooo shot himself
    Takeoshi shot himself

    Tango shot himself
    Zane shot the air
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:06 am Reply with quote

there are almost as many knyh's as players
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:11 am Reply with quote

What a beautiful tale. It's all I ever wanted.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:14 am Reply with quote

Knyh Risotto wrote:
there are almost as many knyh's as players


You win if you can control the votes right
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:11 pm Reply with quote

Tango was frustrated by his failed attempt to beat himself to death in the previous round, and resolved to make a more successful attempt at it now. Lining up the same swing again, he began to make his final motions, only to be distracted by the sound of a single jingle bell. In the time he was frozen, Miniman ran in and gave him a hug. As the sound of the bell faded, the motion continued, and Miniman found his head struck squarely. Many attempts were made to interpret his final words, but "ónlj8lj8n" was not found to make sense by any known method.

As Ninjabear approached Knyh in a menacing manner, he was distracted by the sound of tuned Knyhs being blasted by Knyh in a kilt. As he twisted to face the sound, Scarlett's Scottish Knyh raised his kilt, and the horror drove Ninjabear to step backwards, through his own tripwire, and causing the piano to fall squarely on his toes. He fell over dramatically, striking his head on the mayonnaise jar, and expiring slowly from the smell.


We are down to the final three! Players, send your actions to me by December 2nd, 23:59 GMT.

LIVING PLAYERS (3)
    Knyh - Alternate universe Knyh playing mayonnaise seven years past its date
    Scarlett - Scottish Knyh playing Knyh-shaped bagpipes
    Tango - A PC keyboard

    Knyh count: 3


PHASE TWO ACTIONS
    Knyh shot himself
    Miniman shot Tango
    Ninjabear shot Knyh

    Scarlett shot Ninjabear
    Tango shot himself
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 6:14 pm Reply with quote

Miniman Mazinga wrote:
Knyh Risotto wrote:
there are almost as many knyh's as players


You win if you can control the votes right
does this count
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:15 pm Reply with quote

A brick fall's on Knyh's Knyh's head. Unfortunately, this lead to him losing control of the lynch vote.
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The fighting had grown thinner, and as the sharp end of this contest drew closer, the Council of Knyhs arranged to meet as one.

KnyhKnyh, along with mayoKnyh, met with Scarlett and ScottishKnyh, uniting their forces to plot against the malevolent force of Tango.

As it happened, however, their plot to make the bagpipes fire mayonnaise pellets was a fatal error, as instead, the bag exploded, and took all of the Knyhs and their owners to a slightly smelly and incredibly noisy grave.

Tango, meanwhile, had divined the intended purpose of his keyboard, and used it to send polite reminders to the host of his duties in actually writing stories. He soon looked up and saw the carnage around, and that he was the last one standing. He strode towards the conductor's stand, picked up the baton, and tapped it twice upon the edge.

A new reign of terror was soon to begin...


Congratulations to our victor in this game, Tango Totoro!

PHASE THREE ACTIONS
    Knyh shot himself
    Scarlett shot herself

    Tango shot the air
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:58 pm Reply with quote

Staring can't believe I actually won something. Good game, and good hosting/writing!

Remember kids, the only thing necessary for the triumph of knyhs is for good people to do nothing Shame on you
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