RAF - Dragon vs Carp - Game Thread

[Zane Lebowski]

Both sides, The Carps and The Dragons, were preparing for the all out war. Only one side could win, no matter how many people were going to be sacrificed.

It was raining hard on this dark night in WakeUp City, where you could see both The Carps and The Dragons meeting up, perfect time for a dramatic war between two mafia gangs.

The war has started.

Each round PM me your action.

Your actions can be:
Shoot the air – you don’t kill anyone, you can get killed, if someone shoots you. You are dead, if you are killed.
Shoot someone – you will kill the person you choose, only if they haven’t shot themselves, if they have, then you’re the one that will die.
Shoot yourself – if you shoot yourself, you will die, but if someone else shoots you while you are trying to end your life, you will shoot them instead.

Shooting your teammates is prohibited.

If you fail to send in your action in the given time, you shall shoot the air, if this happens two times, you will be disqualified, as in dead.

The deadline: 4th August, 23:59 BST.

LIST OF PLAYERS:
Team Dragon:
Knyh Risotto - Barbie's dream house
Joyce Carpenter - a Tesla Coil
Scarlett Totoro - discombobulator
Tango Totoro - mango
Miniman Mazinga - A risotto
Globox Simpson - The Four Dark Devas of Destruction
Katz Giffuri - a ton of honeydew melons
Jurgen Smith - A bright pink ukulele

Team Carp:
Jonpatrick Smith - egg
Takeoshi Totoro - Shoots Self
Rojoco Anderson - something
Marshall Brancacane - Michael Bubble (totally not Bublé)
Ninjabear Simpson - Takeoshi
Bjorn Harlan - A goose
Globus Simpson - a packet of wargummies
Crazyone Totoro - Teaspoon

[Knyh Risotto]

green team OP shoot Jurgen
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[Zane Lebowski]

I added in Crazyone to The Carp team, she may be late, but it at least evens out the teams!

[Crazyone Totoro]

[Zane Lebowski]

The war has started and everyone seems to be prepared to kill off the opposite gang.

Scarlett being bold and brave attacked Takeoshi with her discombobulator. Hitting Takeoshi with her discombobulator was a mistake, because Takeoshi was preparing to end his own life, but Scarlett didn’t know of this fact, Takeoshi being confused by Scarletts discombobulator, he used his weapon to kill Scarlett, his weapon being shooting himself. Takeoshi shot himself, and fell to the ground dramatically, forming a crimson puddle underneath him as rain continued to pour down. Scarlett not being able to take this scene ended her life by bashing her head against a nearby concrete building. After Scarlett had bashed her skull in and died. Ninjabear wasn’t so sure about Scarlett being dead, so he took the nearby seemingly limp corpse, which belonged to Takeoshi, and smacked Scarlett hard with the corpse, for good measure. After Ninjabears rampage ended he threw Takeoshi on the cold, hard, wet ground. He stood up proud and bloody of his amazing acting skills of playing dead and his amazing teamwork with one of his mates.

Globox unable to stand Globus having a similar name as his, commanded The Four Dark Devas of Destruction to go after Globus who was trying to commit suicide with his wargummies. Globus threw the war gummies at The poor Four Dark Devas of Destruction killing em all, those wargummies are strong as hell, man, Globox unable to see the sight of his slaughtered Four Dark Devas of Destruction died from shock. Those lil Devas were everything to him. Poor lad.

Miniman, who is always ready to betray his former best friends and kill them, was now eying Jonpatrick, as Jonpatrick was aiming his egg at himself, because he can’t just bare living in this god forsaken cruel world. Miniman throws his risotto at the unsuspecting Jonpatrick, the risotto somehow makes Jonpatrick slip and Jonpatrick by accident throws the Egg of death towards Miniman, it crashed right in his face, killing Miniman instantaneously, Jonpatrick was surprised to find out his egg still being intact.

Knyh being very paranoid about people despising him, took his own life, with his Barbie’s dream house. He set it down on the ground and tried to smash it with his head. He repeated the motion of swinging his head down at the barbie’s dream house, which did not seem like a dream house anymore, until he finally cracked his skull and face in. He died. Takeoshi saw this, so he decided it would be fun to just play with Knyhs corpse, he seemed to be in to that kind of stuff.

Tango was paranoid that someone would steal his mango, so he thought he’d eat it first before someone took his poor mango. Tango took a bite out of his Mango, but he forgot he made it poisonous, so one bite killed him right then and there. But Tango died in bliss, with a Mango in his mouth. Tangos Mangos story ends. He ded, mate.

Katz wasn’t really interested in fighting, so he decided, that he would try and down his ton of honeydew melons. The first bite made his clothes fly off, from pure ecstasy of the taste from the melons. (Totally not a food war reference here, cuz wynaut. I’m a nerd, deal with it.) After the first bite, he couldn’t stop eating them, he ate and ate, until he was unable to move his hands to put the melons up to his lips or move his jaw to chew them up. He fell to the ground lifeless, with honeydew melon in his mouth.

Rojoco announcing to everyone, that he will kill himself with his something, but nobody believed him, thought it was a bluff, but Rojoco proved them all wrong, he took his something, this undefined thing. Rojoco holding this something in his hands, unleashed a bright light with it, this something shouldn’t be underestimated, the bright light had engulfed everyone around him was so bright, it seemed to give people hope. As the light vanished, everyone found Rojoco dead, lying on the ground, with his something in hand.

Marshall wasn’t really into fighting, he just wanted to have some fun on this dark, rainy night. He tried to lift up Michael Bubble (totally not Bublé) on his shoulders, but for some unknown reason Michael Bubble (totally not Bublé), had become 1 ton heavy, which crushed poor Marshall in a bloody pancake, which reminded you of pancakes with a sweet and delicious strawberry jam.

Joyce, Jurgen, Crazyone and Bjorn just stood around, doing nothing violent. Waiting for the perfect moment to strike, which wasn’t now. These guys were smart enough to wait for the others to clear out the battle field a little. So they patiently waited.

The war goes on, Team Dragon, has almost been fully wiped out, but maybe they will make a big comeback?

Send in your actions for Round 2 till 8th August, 23:59 BST.

Actions:
Team Dragon:
Knyh Risotto - Self
Joyce Carpenter - Air
Scarlett Totoro - Takeoshi
Tango Totoro - Self
Miniman Mazinga - Jonpatrick
Globox Simpson - Globus
Katz Giffuri - Self
Jurgen Smith - Air

Team Carp:
Jonpatrick Smith - Self
Takeoshi Totoro – Self
Rojoco Anderson - Self
Marshall Brancacane – Self
Ninjabear Simpson - Scarlett
Bjorn Harlan - Sir (auto)
Globus Simpson - Self
Crazyone Totoro - Air

[Zane Lebowski]

The battle had become very intense. Team Dragon had only 2 members left alive, while Team Carp has 6 members alive. Team Dragon has lost all its hope for winning this war, but maybe there is still some hope for this team.

Joyce from Team Dragon feeling really pressured in doing something, anything, for a chance to still win this hopeless war. Joyce used her Tesla Coil to generate electrical lightning, which hit poor unsuspecting Bjorn, who didn’t want to shoot anyone anymore. Bjorn had died.

Ninjabear took Takeoshi by his legs and was about to swing Takeoshi at Jurgen. But Jurgen was trying to bash out his brains with his bright pink ukulele, wanting to go out in style and not by the enemies hands. Ninjabears sudden attack made Jurgen feel bewildered, which made Jurgen bash out poor Ninjabears brains with his very cute bright pink ukulele. Ninjabear died a cute death.

Globus unable to take the heat from the battle, shoved all his wargummies down his throat, making him choke on the amount he had shoved in, as he slowly suffocated. Globus died.

Jonpatrick, Takeoshi and Crazyone the calmest of the players, shooting the air and not wanting any violence for now or just waiting for Team Dragon to die on their own.

Who will win this intense battle? Will Team Dragon be able to win it? Or will they mess up? Stay tuned for Round 3!


Send in your actions for Round 3 till 12th August, 23:59 BST.

Team Dragon:
Joyce Carpenter – Bjorn
Jurgen Smith – Self

Team Carp:
Jonpatrick Smith – Air
Takeoshi Totoro – Air
Ninjabear Simpson – Jurgen
Bjorn Harlan – Air
Globus Simpson – Self
Crazyone Totoro – Air

[Zane Lebowski]

Joyce acted impulsively, and decided to see what happens when she touches an energized Tesla coil. /Written by Joyce/

Takeoshi feeling slightly paranoid used his weapon which is killing himself, but this time he killed himself for real, was it by accident? Was it on purpose? Nobody knows, it’s a mystery, but one thing we do know that he is deader as can be.

Jurgen leapt at the unsuspecting Crazyone and killed her with on strike from his bright pink ukulele. Jurgen felt so happy, because the other team was dropping like flies, he felt he had a chance to win, but he didn’t foresee, that the silent boy gamer dude, Jonpatrick, would smash his egg against Jurgens defenseless head, making him fall down, unconscious, resting in egg yolk and also blood.

DRUM ROLL!
The winner – TEAM CARP!
The only survivor – Jonpatrick Smith!

Congratulations to TEAM CARP for winning! A big thank you to everyone who participated!

Actions:
Team Dragon:
Joyce Carpenter – Self
Jurgen Smith – Crazyone

Team Carp:
Jonpatrick Smith – Jurgen
Takeoshi Totoro – Self
Crazyone Totoro – Air

[Jonpatrick Smith]

Haha you all laughed at the carps but now you see that even a carp can surpass a dragon if it swims to the top of the waterfall!