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Globox Simpson



Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 1567
Location: The land of Köttbullar and Smörgåsbord, and epic guys with beards and hats

PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2017 12:38 pm Reply with quote

Waking up on a tropical island in the middle of nowhere with your very best friends might sound like a fun thing, until you find out that the only way to get off it is to be the last one standing. In a moment, friend turns to foe, it's everyone for themselves and all forms of trust disappear. Only one can get off the island, and nobody wants to be left behind...

The game has started! Please PM me your actions before 23:59 GMT+1, Sunday May 28th!


Shoot Someone: Another player stands in the way of getting off the island. There's only one thing to do. If you shoot someone, they die, unless they shot themselves. If they shot themselves, you die.

Shoot Yourself: The option if you don't want to be on the island at all, or if you're worried someone else is actively trying to kill you. If you shoot yourself, you die, unless someone else shoots you, at which point they die instead.

Shoot the Air: If you've got ammunition to spare or want to scare someone off. If you shoot the air, nothing in particular happens, though if someone else shoots you, you die.

Players (18):
Ben Lebowski - A rubber duck
Globus Simpson - skull of zanejon patricku very famous samurai kept close in pants as athletics cup now used for war, along with the skull of zandra jonavar, a famed jedi knight, former ash tray now used as dual bash bash attack skull of war.
Jonpatrick - The Pokémon Tangela
Jurgen Smith - A keychain in the shape of a miniature axe

Katz Giffuri - The power of the cosmos
Knyh Risotto - Massive, slightly left-leaning poleaxe with extra pole
Marshall Brancacane - Knyh and Marshall's wedding rings

Miniman Mazinga - Werewolf vampire barman powers
Ninjabear Simpson - Drawer
Ough Bauer - Fidget spinners
Pepper Brancacane - Pink hair
Rojoco Anderson - Beyblades

Roxie Bauer - The powers of squirrel and girl
Simon Griffin - Original 5 1/4" MS-DOS floppy disks
Takeoshi Totoro - Slightly bigger, right leaning poleaxe, slightly longer than Knyh's
Tango Totoro - Quizbot
Themepark Simpson - A bottle of Soyuz beer
Zane Lebowski - Spears of Gungnir


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Globox Simpson



Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 1567
Location: The land of Köttbullar and Smörgåsbord, and epic guys with beards and hats

PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 2:51 pm Reply with quote

Within minutes of the stranded group being told what they were there for, the slaughter began. Any attempts at civilized communication or behavior compatible with a healthy modern society failed and everyone had regressed to raw primal instincts.

Ben ran for his life to get himself and his rubber duck to safety, when out of nowhere, he was ripped from the surface of the Earth and found himself floating in space, defeated by Katz's cosmic powers.

While Globus was moving to try and attack Tango with his set of skulls, he quickly found out that he was not the best at sneaking up. Instead of using his skulls as weapon, his own got caved in by Ninjabear's drawer. Ninjabear's celebration didn't last for long either and the next thing he felt was the smell of booze and a pair of werewolf claws and vampire fangs belonging to Miniman sinking into him.

On another part of the island, a mass suicide took place. For some people, it was clearly better to die by your own hand rather than someone else's. After all, if someone else was to murder you, they might do a sloppy job. The ones who lost their lives in this ritual were Jonpatrick, Jurgen, Knyh, Marshall, Ough, Rojoco, Takeoshi and Themepark.

Pepper confronted Zane on the beach, rushing towards her with his deadly pink hair. However, he should probably known better than trying to assault someone with access to the Spears of Gungnir. Within seconds, Zane had managed to summon the spears, and they went straight through Pepper, who mumbled something about this not being supposed to happen. She left one of the spears in him, to make it look like a suicide, even though it was a murder. Maybe not one that relied on an extremely complicated plan and blind luck, but a murder nonetheless.

Within the first few hours, only a third of the players remained, and the question on everyone's minds was still who the last one standing would be...


Send me your actions by 23.59 GMT+1 Friday June 2nd!

Actions
Ben - Air (auto)
Globus - Tango
Jonpatrick - Self
Jurgen - Self
Katz - Ben
Knyh - Self
Marshall - Self
Miniman - Ninjabear
Ninjabear - Globus
Ough - Self
Pepper - Zane
Rojoco - Self
Roxie - Air
Simon - Air
Takeoshi - Self
Tango - Self
Themepark - Self
Zane - Self
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Themepark Simpson



Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 136
Location: Denmark

PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 4:23 pm Reply with quote

Well, I'm glad to at least have died with my fellow cult members.
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Knyh Risotto
Bug Hunters Team Member


Joined: 05 Jan 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: BACKWARDS

PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 4:44 pm Reply with quote

I blame Takeitorleaveit for not shooting me.
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Ben Lebowski
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Location: United States

PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:47 am Reply with quote

#foreverautomaticallyshootingtheair
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Jurgen Smith
Quizaboom
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Joined: 19 Aug 2007
Posts: 547
Location: 19th Century Ganymede

PostPosted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:55 am Reply with quote

Been a good strategy for you so far, Ben.
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Globox Simpson



Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 1567
Location: The land of Köttbullar and Smörgåsbord, and epic guys with beards and hats

PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2017 9:47 pm Reply with quote

The gargantuan bloodbath that had been the first few hours was still fresh in the memory of the six survivors, and rightly so. Who could forget someone violently ripping their throat open with beyblades, or stabbing themselves in the heart with a miniature keychain, or the poleaxe duel that never happened due to both participants having mishaps with their weapons being pointed in the wrong direction?

And yet, those who did not learn from history were doomed to repeat it in their purging of those who would stop them from leaving the island. The first bloodbath was about to be followed by a second one. One that would look worse in statistics, but not quite as bad if you looked at what actually happened.

Only one person walked away with someone else's blood on their hands this time, although maybe, it was their paws that were bloodied. After he had slain Ninjabear, Miniman, still in his vampire werewolf barman form, was on the hunt for new prey. In the distance, he could see Katz's back turned against him. The power of the cosmos was nothing compared to the element of surprise. Before he could even say "quasar", Katz was jumped and turned into something resembling very abstract art, colored blood red.

There was of course death on other parts of the island as well. Simon had been carrying his floppy disks around, unsure of what to do with them. Perhaps there was a computer somewhere on the island where he could insert them. Before he could find out, he slipped on a floppy that had fallen out of its proper storage, banging his head on an all too sharp rock.

Zane had thought she heard something and summoned the Spears of Gungnir to her aid, but unfortunately they came flying in the wrong direction and impaled her pretty much everywhere they could fit. Like Pepper had before her, Zane mumbled something about this not being supposed to happen. The despair she felt in her last few moments did however make everything worth it.

Half of the survivors had fallen, and only three were left. Miniman, who was cleaning up following the slaying of Katz, Roxie, who used her powers of squirrel and girl to hide in a tree, and Tango, who patrolled the beaches with his trusty Quizbot bodyguard. Sooner or later, these three would have to face off, and at least two of them would not be getting of the island...


Send me your actions by 23.59 GMT+1 Monday June 5th!

Actions
Katz - Air
Miniman - Katz
Roxie - Air
Simon - Self
Tango - Air
Zane - Self
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Roxie Bauer



Joined: 04 May 2008
Posts: 1922
Location: Yes.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:50 pm Reply with quote

just to let everyone know, im shooting the air again tonight.
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Globox Simpson



Joined: 19 Apr 2007
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Location: The land of Köttbullar and Smörgåsbord, and epic guys with beards and hats

PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:39 pm Reply with quote

Eighteen people had turned to six. Six people had turned to three. The game was drawing to a close, most likely much to the pleasure of some sadistic mastermind watching from their secret cave. Of course, there was still a little while left before the end. Maybe longer than some people might like.

As the vampire werewolf barman he was, Miniman had an insatiable bloodlust. And an insatiable boozelust, of course. Finding booze on the island was however next to impossible. Blood would have to do for now. It wasn't long until he heard a human voice.

Or well, a reasonably human voice. There was something odd about the voice. It didn't sound completely natural. Something was off about it. Some of the words were pronounced strangely, and there was an odd robotic tone to the whole thing. Not to mention it mostly spoke in questions.

Curious about where this voice came from, Miniman snuck out of the bush he had been hiding in. What he saw was a Quizbot, and with it was its owner, Tango. Well, that was one less thing to worry about. When the rustling of branches reached Tango's ears, he sent his Quizbot to investigate. It would eventually be proven that the power of questions is not very good compared to werewolf vampire barman powers. With the sound of sharp claws against metal and high-pressure oil spraying out of its container, the remnants of the bot fell to the ground.

Without even thinking about it, Miniman charged towards Tango, effortlessly ripping him in two, like he was a phonebook and Miniman was a frat bro wanting to prove his strength. Once he had fed on Tango's remains, Miniman made his way into the night. Someone else remained.

Roxie Bauer, the eighteenth participant, hiding somewhere on the island. The one they call Squirrel Girl. Watch out for her.


Send me your actions by 23:59 GMT+1, Friday June 9th! To avoid having to too many rounds in the event of a draw, send me three actions, listed in the order you wish to have them happen. The first pair of actions that does not lead to a draw will occur.

Actions
Miniman - Tango
Roxie - Air
Tango - Air
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Globox Simpson



Joined: 19 Apr 2007
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Location: The land of Köttbullar and Smörgåsbord, and epic guys with beards and hats

PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 1:04 am Reply with quote

Since the mastermind received no actions, nothing happened. Shame on you, Roxie and Miniman.

Unless you wish for the game to end with "Everybody dies", send me three different actions in the order you wish to resolve them by 23:59 GMT+1, Monday June 12th.
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Miniman Mazinga



Joined: 05 Mar 2009
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 7:41 pm Reply with quote

*Links arms and eats poison berries*
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Roxie Bauer



Joined: 04 May 2008
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Location: Yes.

PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2017 7:42 pm Reply with quote

*Links arms and eats poison berries*
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Globox Simpson



Joined: 19 Apr 2007
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Location: The land of Köttbullar and Smörgåsbord, and epic guys with beards and hats

PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2017 10:53 pm Reply with quote

The time for the final showdown had come. Only two people remained, Roxie and Miniman. One who had been hiding for the entire game, and one who had been on a never-ending murder spree. Diametrically opposed foes. While Miniman searched the ground for any signs of his opponent, said opponent had been watching from the top of a tree, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

As soon as Miniman had his back turned, Roxie decided to make her move. Hoping that he wouldn't see her coming, she leapt from the tree and landed on top of him, knocking him to the ground, causing his werewolf vampire barman powers to activate as a form of defense, which in turn would wind up saving him from the absolutely brutal lashing he was about to get from Roxie's squirrel claws.


Within moments, the scene turned into a mess of fur, claws, blood and gore. Nobody could see what really happened, other than that it went fast, got violent and didn't end well. By the time it was over, neither player was in one piece, or even breathing. All that existed was an eerie calm as waves crashed against sand, seagulls called out to each other and the sun watched the scene below its gaze. None of them seemed to care all too much.

The seemingly dead Globox got up from the spot he had been laying for most of the game. Around him, the very fabric of reality began to crumble. For better or for worse, the latest experiment had ended.


The game has ended! Everyone died.

Actions
Miniman: Roxie, Roxie, Roxie (technically incorrect action sequence, but since it resolved on the first action, I don't mind)
Roxie: Miniman, self, air
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