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Jurgen Smith
Quizaboom
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Joined: 19 Aug 2007
Posts: 547
Location: 19th Century Ganymede

PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2017 3:02 pm Reply with quote

From his high perch in the Modcave, Jurgen watched on as chaos descended upon the city. Throughout the newly occupied areas, small skirmishes broke out between those who had recently been drinking and dancing, idling and ice-creaming, all as one. Soon, though, they realised: there can only be one...

RAF has begun!

Please send your action to me before the deadline of Sunday, 7th May, 23:59 BST

Shoot Someone: Naturally, this person has aggravated you in some way. They die, unless they shot themself. If they chose to shoot themself, you die instead.

Shoot Yourself: The aggressively defensive option. If someone shoots you, they will die. However, if nobody targets you, you will die.

Shoot the Air: Curse that cloud! It deserved nothing but death. If you do this, you die if someone shoots you, but are otherwise safe.

PLAYERS (21)
Miniman Mazinga - Zane Calothycos
Ninjabear Simpson - A sponge
Zane Lebowski - Pepper's spiky blue hair
Globox Simpson - [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]
Labana House - A very annoyed crab
Pepper Brancacane - Miniman Mazinga's green camera
Katz Giffuri - Expired Easter candy
Ben Lebowski - The silent musings of Bughunter Anderson
Knyh Risotto - A certain salmonboyo
Jonpatrick Smith - Sony Playstation Portable Handheld Gaming System
Crazyone Totoro - A giant foam hand
Rojoco Anderson - Something heavy
Atekshio Totoro - An ugly lobster
Themepark Simpson - A large trout
Pete Totoro - Mighty Excalibur, Caledfwlch, Caliburnus, legendary sword of King Arthur, attributed with magical powers and associated with the rightful sovereignty of Great Britain, sometimes known as the Sword in the Stone
Tango Totoro - Alternative facts
Simon Griffin - A bag of rocks and minerals
Bjorn Harlan - A trowel
Simon Brancacane - A platypus
Marshall Brancacane - Some fat bloke
Roxie Bauer - A key - no, wait, I mean a gun


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Labana House



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Location: Mami's heart

PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2017 5:48 pm Reply with quote

// throws a crab at everybody
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Bjorn Harlan
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Joined: 20 Dec 2007
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PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2017 6:29 pm Reply with quote

*digs little hole and sits in it*
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Rojoco Anderson



Joined: 15 Feb 2008
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Location: England, United Kingdom

PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2017 7:34 pm Reply with quote

*buries you in hole*
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Ninjabear Simpson
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Joined: 06 Apr 2008
Posts: 1388
Location: France

PostPosted: Thu May 04, 2017 8:00 pm Reply with quote

I'm a ninja Ninja
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Jurgen Smith
Quizaboom
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Joined: 19 Aug 2007
Posts: 547
Location: 19th Century Ganymede

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 12:03 pm Reply with quote

It was a deep, dark morning before the sun rose over BTC. On the ground, many below tended to their weapons, preparing for the bloodbath that was to come…

On the street outside the broken remains of Quizaboom, Pete stood solemnly, leaning on his chosen weapon, Mighty Excalibur, Caledfwlch, Caliburnus, legendary sword of King Arthur, attributed with magical powers and associated with the rightful sovereignty of Great Britain, sometimes known as the Sword in the Stone. However, the cunning with of Ninjabear saw him knock aside the blade of the weapon with his sponge, allowing it to fall into the nearby drain, and send Pete staggering into the oncoming traffic.

Crazyone stood outside the park, enjoying the show from within, and cheering them on with a foam hand pointed to the skies. One combatant, Katz took offence to this enthusiastic support of the brawl from someone uninvolved in it. Soon after he had forcefed her a twenty-year-old Kinder egg, Crazyone choked on the toy, still encased in its yellow plastic shell.

Rojoco was minding his own business, quietly perusing the palm trees on the beach. Pepper, confident in his skill in stealth, crept over towards his back, seeking to ambush him with the camera in his hand, filter still inevitably making him believe everything was in an IR filter. To his surprise, though, Zane leapt on him from the heights of the tree, stealing his spiky blue toupée, and fleeing. To his even greater surprise, something heavy then fell on his head from above, leading to his demise.

Themepark, screaming like a psychopath in the bar, charged valiantly towards Jonpatrick, trout waved menacingly overhead. JP, whether by luck or judgement, chose this moment to take a closer look at his PSP, ducking below the swing of the large fish, which proceeded to arc around and return to Themepark’s own face. Theme collapsed in a heap, never to be heard from again.

Roxie mistook her gun for a key, and was very greatly surprised when it went off as she used it to scratch her ear.

Bjorn took his job as a gardener incredibly seriously. Tending to the bushes with his trowel, he was just minding his own business, when he saw flashing all around the words [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]. As he lifted his trowel and began to turn, the latest blast of spam reflected back off the blade of the trowel, and back through the chest of the unfortunate Globox, who found himself dying of shock at such a coincidence.

Labana stood waiting in the deserted Word room, speaking in tongues to her beloved angry crab. She coaxed it out, commanding it to strike at the next soul to enter her new home. However, fate would take a turn against her, as upon seeing Knyh carrying a salmonboyo in his arms, held close as a lover, the crab was overwhelmed with disgust, and chose to flee, carrying Labana in its claws, to take her away from the horror present. Unfortunately, the crab had misjudged the lack of floor beyond the edge of the room, and Labana and her crab plummeted to their doom far below. Nobody knows if they ever stopped falling, or if they still fall screaming to this day.

Tango had taken up residence on the soapbox in the park, megaphone in hand. The most deluded one there, he had begun yelling very strange phrases through it.
“Climate change is a myth! The world is cooling! Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams! Rocks thrown at the head can’t kill a man!”
Simon Griffin, infuriated by such statements, decided to test the last of these theories with a small lump of granite from his bag. Sure enough, as it connected with Tango’s skull, the tide of tripe spouting from his face stopped, and his life stopped shortly after.

Takeoshi, having believed it was a brilliant idea to take his pet lobster for a walk, chose to lay down in the middle of the park and cuddle his favourite ugly friend. Sure enough, the lobster didn’t appreciate this, and clawed at his nose, then his skull, then his brains.

Meanwhile, Ben, Marshall, Simon Brancacane, and Miniman chose to set their weapons aside, and instead have a dance-off. A tie was declared as the result, and they moved on with their lives, retrieving their weapons, and preparing for the greater dangers that were surely to come…


Twelve players have survived the first day. These fortunate souls must send their next action to me by Wednesday, 10th May, 23:59 BST. Additionally, if Ben should miss this deadline for a second round, he will automatically die.

Live Players
Ben
Bjorn
JP
Katz
Knyh
Marshall
Miniman
Ninjabear
Rojoco
Simon B.
Simon G.
Zane

Round 1 Targets
    Ben - Air (default)
    Bjorn - Self
    Crazyone - Air
    Globox - Bjorn
    JP - Self
    Katz - Crazyone
    Knyh - Self
    Labana - Knyh
    Marshall - Air
    Miniman - Air
    Ninjabear - Pete
    Pepper - Rojoco
    Pete - Air
    Rojoco - Self
    Roxie - Self
    Simon B. - Air
    Simon G. - Tango
    Takeoshi - Self
    Tango - Air
    Themepark - JP
    Zane – Pepper


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Themepark Simpson



Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 12:11 pm Reply with quote

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Theme collapsed in a heap, never to be heard from again.

Not true.

Mommy... Sad
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Tango Totoro
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PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 12:23 pm Reply with quote

Writing quality 10/10
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Crazyone Totoro



Joined: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 850
Location: Warbears, UK :3

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 12:35 pm Reply with quote

Darn you, rogue children's toy
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Marshall Brancacane



Joined: 22 Jul 2010
Posts: 105
Location: England

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 12:53 pm Reply with quote

Dancing was fun, guys, we should do it again some time!
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Bjorn Harlan
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Joined: 20 Dec 2007
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PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 2:44 pm Reply with quote

Alas, this tempered steel micro-shovel has stood me in good stead, if I am going to bury the last of the miscreants on this forsaken isle I shall have to garner my wits, brush my moustache and eviscerate every no-good and undesirable I come across, for according to the prophecy, this cold dark night shall turn us all into fools and madmen.
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Pete Totoro
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Joined: 02 Aug 2007
Posts: 857
Location: In the land of Kttbullar and Smrgsbord.

PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2017 11:08 pm Reply with quote

Aw Ninjabear, why
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Ben Lebowski
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Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 2073
Location: United States

PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 1:28 am Reply with quote

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Air (default).

Lol I'm actually the worst
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Takeoshi Totoro
Warbears Mockup Master


Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 2172

PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 2:52 pm Reply with quote

But like when did Bjorn turn up
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Ninjabear Simpson
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Joined: 06 Apr 2008
Posts: 1388
Location: France

PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 5:42 pm Reply with quote

Pete Totoro wrote:
Aw Ninjabear, why

I chose a target randomly Razz Ninja
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