RAF - The Return to BTC - Recruitment

[Jurgen Smith]

In the new age of Bedtime City, a power vacuum had emerged. The one remaining moderator, Jurgen, had been forced to barricade himself away in the hidden fortress known only as the Modcave in the ensuing chaos. In the ensuing chaos, only one can rise as the new head of all civilisation…

Welcome to RAF!

In this game of strategy, shooting, and survival, the goal is simple: be the last one standing. Each phase, you must submit one of three actions to me:

Shoot Someone: Naturally, this person has aggravated you in some way. They die, unless they shot themselves. If they chose to shoot themselves, you die instead.

Shoot Yourself: The aggressively defensive option. If someone shoots you, they will die. However, if nobody targets you, you will die.

Shoot the Air: Curse that cloud! It deserved nothing but death. If you do this, you die if someone shoots you, but are otherwise safe.

If you fail to submit an action, you’ll shoot the air. If you don’t submit twice, you die.

Please sign up below by stating your chosen weapon in red. Note you can choose to let me decide your weapon if you really want to.
The deadline to sign up for the game will be Wednesday, 3rd May, 23:59 BST.

Players:

Miniman Mazinga - Weapon: Zane Calothycos
Ninjabear Simpson - Weapon: A sponge
Zane Svoltaire - Weapon: Pepper's spiky blue hair
Globox Simpson - Weapon: [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]
Labana House - Weapon: a very annoyed crab
Pepper Brancacane - Weapon: Miniman Mazinga's green camera
Katz Giffuri - Weapon: Expired Easter candy
Ben Lebowski - Weapon: the silent musings of Bughunter Anderson
Knyh Risotto - A certain salmonboyo
Jonpatrick Smith - Sony Playstation Portable Handheld Gaming System
Crazyone Totoro - Weapon: A giant foam hand
Rojoco Anderson - Weapon: something heavy
Atekshio Totoro - Weapon: an ugly lobster
Themepark Simpson - Weapon: A large trout
Pete Totoro - Weapon: Mighty Excalibur, Caledfwlch, Caliburnus, legendary sword of King Arthur, attributed with magical powers and associated with the rightful sovereignty of Great Britain, sometimes known as the Sword in the Stone
Tango Totoro - Weapon: alternative facts
Simon Griffin - Weapon: a bag of rocks and minerals
Bjorn Harlan - Weapon: a trowel
Simon Brancacane - Weapon: a platypus
Marshall Brancacane - Weapon: some fat bloke
Roxie Bauer - WEapon: a key - no, wait, I mean a gun

[Miniman Mazinga]

yas queen. Can I use Zane Calothycos as my weapon

[Ninjabear Simpson]

I'll use a sponge.

What happens when someone who shot at someone else get shot?

[Zane Lebowski]

I AM SO IN! My weapon... My weapon... Pepper's Brancacane's blue spikey hair. It is so deadly.

[Jurgen Smith]

[Globox Simpson]

I'm in! My weapon is, naturally, [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

[Labana House]

I will use.... a very annoyed crab

[Pepper Brancacane]

heyy my weapon is Miniman's Mazinga's Green's Camera's

[Katz Giffuri]

I shall harness the power of...


Expired Easter candy

[Ben Lebowski]

The silent broodings of Bughunter Anderson

[Knyh Risotto]

Hello yes i would like to use a certain salmonboyo as my weapon
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[Jonpatrick Smith]

Hello I would like to be fighting with the Sony PlayStation Portable Handheld Gaming System

[Crazyone Totoro]

A giant foam hand

[Rojoco Anderson]

something heavy

[Takeoshi Totoro]

i wish to weaponise an ugly lobster