July Competition! Final two contestants! Vote now!!!!

[Roxie Bauer]

Welcome to COMCA #2: July! After an overwhelming success of the previous competition, I have indeed decided to continue and make this a monthly thing - as you might've guessed by the COMCA Hub. The previous Winner was Jonpatrick with Ellie and Zane as runners up.

This month's theme is poetry! Oh, come on, who doesn't love a little bit of poetry? I was originally intending for specifically a limerick or a haiku competition, but I've decided to broaden the competition.

As opposed to last month's request of "make me feel nostalgic", today's request will be "make me smile" - I'll elaborate on this in a moment, after the guidelines

GUIDELINES/RULES:

>It can be any kind of poem you want, as long as it is a poem
>It has to be Warbears related - but this rule will be very flexible; you're allowed to have poetic license
>It doesn't have to be funny! There are plenty of other ways to make me smile, and poems don't necessarily have to be funny to begin with
>Please don't make it TOO long - again, I won't put a limit on this, because it is your poem and I want you to be as creative as you need to be to make the best poem you can, just be aware that I can have a short attention span
>It has to be your own works, obviously
>It doesn't need to rhyme - again, poetry comes in many types.
>You can send them in immediately, but the after July 23rd I will not be accepting any more entries
>To enter, send them in a PM to me or to my Skype account if you have me on there, do not post it here.
>It has to follow all the rules of the website or I will not post it.
>Feel free to ask any further questions

Good luck, and have fun!

[Leroy Simpson]

*Secretly plots to recycle that Christmas song I wrote a few years ago*
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[Roxie Bauer]

The entries are in!

Miniman:

Drama starting already at the bar
People blocking the drinks, making life hard
Twigglet on the sofa
Pepper being the joker
Jonpatrick in his roleplay
With his sidekick, Zane
Ellie on the stairs
Talking to Ninjabear
Who the hell is Miniman
Waving at the shell of Johan
Leroy on his seat
Someone's starting heat
Labana in the corner
The tension's getting warmer
Controversial topic
Burning like a rocket
Everyone's in caps
Awkward silence broke by claps

Globox:

The Bedtime City night is cold
Any news of day coming soon is fake
Users sleep on, cannot write in bold
Only the admin is awake

He takes a look over his world
Decides to take a look at the bar
Under a blanket Pepper lays curled
The distance between him and Zane is far

Ioji has arrived at last
Bjorn sleeps with his head in the trash
Now he has to work fast
To prevent the impending server crash

First he has to clean up Lolbear's mess
He takes out his stuff and begins to mop
What he really wants to do is program chess
All of a sudden someone tells him to stop

Sobchak's awoken, angry like few
He hurls a chair across the room
Ioji is eager to try out something new
And thinks "Fool, that is your doom"

From his inventory he takes a hammer of bans
Then raises it to the sky like he's Thor
At this moment Leroy is throwing beer cans
There is no BTC left any more

Broken bottles lay here and there
No freaking users left anywhere

Msc:

Don't Cyber

I went to the bar.

"Hi all"
I said to engage a chat.
Nothing
They replied. Cheers for that.

I went to the park to pick up a chick,
It's easy if you know how to make them tick,
Handed one a flower to initiate my charm,
Asked her to cyber, she remained calm.

Went back to my place, skyline walls,
Felt the thrill as she touched my
Pet hamster. He was called Jeff.

Moments later we engaged in coitus,
I was then banned from the websitus.
Don't cyber, kids
Don't cyber

Teastrings:

The sound of the snow breezes through the windows
Of the ol' Bedtime City bar
The bar, guardian of thousands of different individual memories
For different individuals.

And one particular memory is that of Poison
Poison, a young boy
Loved by many
Frawned by none.

In the midst of a snowstorm
Poison entered the warm, loving bar
And saw a man, dressed in deep leather black clothing
Who was loved by none
And frawned by many.

Poison naively sat next to the man
The man looked over his shoulder and saw Poison
"Oi, what do you think you're doing?"
Poison looked at him with a threatening stare.

"DO YOU WANNA GO BRUV? I WILL SHANK YOU RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!"
Everyone in the bar turned around to see an angry Poison
This was a new sight for many
But no-one turned back.

Poison took out a knife from his back pocket
And stabbed the man exactly thirty-six times in the stomach
Everyone watched.

As the minutes went by
The man was losing more and more blood
And he soon dropped onto the ground
The same place where Gary stands to this day.

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The judging process has begun; when it's finished I'll start a poll and you can all vote for your favorite poem!

[Roxie Bauer]

The judges have decided that since there are only a few entries in this time, we are limiting it to TWO final contestants. We've also decided who they are - Globox and Teastrings!

Also, since our decision was running a little late, I'm going to set up August's competition while this month's poll is running, so they may overlap a little. I'll be here to announce the winner after the five day voting is up!