IMPS VS. FAIRIES // RAF Game Thread (GAME OVER)

[Katz Giffuri]

Game Time!

After a few days (weeks), the winged creatures flew from the shadows and confronted each other on the desolate grass fields of *Whoknowswhere. Five imps and five fairies stand face to face, readying their weapons of *mass?* destruction. Awkwardly enough, most of the weapons were twice their size, or even half their body length. No one really knows how the tiny things could even carry them, but I guess they just drank a lot of milk or something..

Some of the participants were ready to fight, some were crying, and some are somewhere in between, but it didn't matter because nine of the ten creatures were going to get their wings ripped off or something, so without further ado. Let the mystical carnage begin!

Players:

IMPS
Tango Totoro - Tactical Assault Feathers
Takeoshi Totoro - Discrimination
Crazyone Totoro - A large wrench
Miniman Mazinga - A fairy
Joyce Carpenter - Differentiation and Integration

FAIRIES
Knyh Risotto - Concussion Hammer
Ninjabear Simpson - A Sponge
Rojoco Anderson - Concussion Sponge
Marshall Brancacane - Foxtail
Jurgen Smith - The Planet Jupiter

Round 1 is in session! Send me your targets and actions before 23:59 MTZ of the 27th!

[Knyh Risotto]

#shootknyh
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[Katz Giffuri]

Round 1!

Marshall speeds towards Joyce who was casually sitting by a mushroom, doing various math equations and simply differentiating her multiple math problems. Marshall catches her off guard, throwing his Foxtail into her arm, launching her pen into a nearby river. Walking up to Joyce, Marshall grabs the Foxtail from her arm and pushes her over - throwing his Foxtail like a spear, precisely targeting her spine, leaving her permanently unable to move. Miniman watching the scene happen up above a tree, commands his fairy minion down to talk to him. Walking up slowly, the fairy smiles - Marshall smiles back, slowly realizing who it was. "Z-.." But before he could finish, a swift uppercut and a painful kick combo finished him onto the ground. With the fairy looking down at him, the last thing Marshall ever saw was a footprint.

Miniman, returning to his brainwashed fairy hostage, rushed into a nearby dilapidated factory, bringing her with him. Jurgen and Ninjabear follow closely, with a tiny yellow sponge and a non-visible planet up in the cosmos. Miniman flies to the center of the factory, tying the fairy hostage and simply hiding in the shadows, waiting for a foolish fairy to feebly try and save the hostage. Jurgen and Ninjabear arrive at the scene, consoling the hostage. As Jurgen unties the hostage, the fairy throws a killer right-hook on the apple of Jurgen's cheek. Ninjabear, standing from afar rushes to Jurgen and throws his sponge at the fairy. The fairy stands aside, confused - immediately rushing behind Miniman and revealing his position. As Jurgen casually gets up from the floor, he looks at Miniman and shakes his head. He throws his hands in the air and spins his fingers in a figure 8, releasing a purple light from his hands. Seconds later, the Earth starts to tremble. Frightened as to what was happening, Miniman grabbed the fairy and flew up to the sky before Ninjabear could grab his sponge and throw it at their brains. Laughing maniacally, Miniman flies upwards and gets t-boned by Jupiter - the planet itself. Launching him and the fairy straight into the sun and incinerating every last inch of their poor tiny bodies. As Jurgen and Ninjabear sat in the factory, a name tag falls from the sky. Picking it up, they both read "Zane".

Knyh spots a particularly beautiful Imp on the other side of the field, combing his hair to side and casually petting his mustache, he flies over to the Imp. Crazyone turned around and gazed at him with an awkward, grotesque look.. She simply took her large wrench and stabbed his foot through the ground. Surprised, Knyh takes his Concussion Hammer and smashes it on the ground, launching Crazyone into the the mesosphere. Struggling to get the large wrench off of his foot, a brightly colored feather flies from the side into his spleen. Crying in pain, he throws his Concussion Hammer to his side - hopefully hitting whoever threw the feather at him. Seconds later, Crazyone drops from the sky, landing on Knyh's head with both hands, flips under his legs and lands in front of him. Flipping her hair and giving out a quick whistle, Tango arrives behind her, stabbing a Tactical Assault Feather into his other foot. Together, Crazyone and Tango take the large wrench and the feather out of his feet and throws them both at his forehead, leaving behind two large gashes and a dead Knyh.

Rojoco on the other hand, had better things to do than fight. He had a car that he simply could not handle being dirty. Instead of fighting, he flew to his car and dumped some warm, soapy water on it. With no tools to clean it with, he shrugged and took his sponge and placed it on his car. Next thing you know, Rojoco was seen flying into the air, covered in rust and shrapnel, with his car parts flying besides him.

And on the other side, Takeoshi was sitting on a rock, scheming who his first victim to discriminate against will be. He sat laughing, thinking about all the people he was gonna make cry the saltiest of salty tears.

Players & Actions
Jurgen shot Miniman
Knyh shot Crazyone (Shot by Tango and Crazyone)
Ninjabear shot Miniman
Joyce shot Air (Shot by Marshall)
Tango shot Knyh
Takeoshi shot Air
Marshall shot Joyce (Shot by Miniman)
Rojoco shot Self
Crazyone shot Self (shot by Knyh)
Miniman shot Marshall (Shot by Jurgen & Ninjabear)

Yay! Round 1 is done! (I tried my hardest to make this as decent as possible, so I apologize if its a little wonky..)
Send me in your actions for Round 2, the deadline will be the 29th of October! 23:59 MTZ!!

[Tango Totoro]

good job!
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[Katz Giffuri]

Round 2!

Tango, leisurely sharpening his Tactical Assault Feather - gets confronted by a hooded Fairy. Quick on his feet, Tango flings a shiny silver feather at the Fairy, only to see it disappear before his eyes. Tango flies up in search of the fairy, next thing he knew - a gas planet was seen flying at a blazing speed towards him. Quivering, his only reaction was to throw his feathers at it.. Which he did, only for the feathers to crumple and fall to the ground. Jurgen looks up and smiles as the dented feathers fall around him like confetti, and seeing Tango's tiny body shatter in almost a thousand pieces. Jurgen puts down his book of celestial incantations and sits down for a bit, satisfied with his assassination.

From his kingly rock, Takeoshi sat - waiting for the unfortunate soul(s) that would dare come through his direction.. And there flew in Ninjabear, sponge in hand.

"Wow. Scotch-Brite® sponges?... What are you, poor and unprivileged? hueheua." scoffed Takeoshi.

Feeling a tingling sensation inside of him, Ninjabear sheds a single tear, aiming for Takeoshi's cranium, threw his Scotch-Brite® sponge at him, only for it to go about 2 centimeters, before he collapsed on the ground - dry-heaving.

"I expect better from a feminine Fairy like you, because its-.." ranted Takeoshi.

Precisely 27 seconds later, Ninjabear completely fell to the floor, no sign of life left inside his poor soul; however, Takeoshi kept going, not realizing he had already slain his enemy..

Then sat Crazyone, beside a tree, snoozing with her large wrench. Dreaming about the sweet sound of her large wrench smashing against someone's skull. She couldn't wait to do it again. (maybe)

Players & Actions
Jurgen shot Tango
Ninjabear shot Takeoshi
Tango shot Air (Shot by Jurgen)
Takeoshi shot Self (Shot by Ninjabear)
Crazyone shot Air

ROUND 3 IS COMMENCING! Send me in your actions by the 2nd of November 23:59 MTZ

[Katz Giffuri]

Round 3!

After hours of fighting, not much was left of the Fairies and Imps. Clipped off wings and lifeless bodies were strewn across the fields. A few sponges were seen here and there, most bodies were missing - some bodies were probably launched into space and across the globe, never to be seen again.

As Crazyone emerged from her beautiful nap, she woke up to the sweet serene sound of nothing. She opened her eyes and looked around. There wasn't much the eye could see, aside from Takeoshi still continuously scolding the already-dead Ninjabear. She looked at her list of Fairies left to kill, and noticed Jurgen's name already crossed off. She knew no one had killed him yet, especially not Takeoshi. Grabbing her large wrench, she flew off in search for the magical, warlock fairy, but before she knew it - Jupiter scattered her into dust. Her wrench flying in the air, before landing hard on the ground. Her engraving in the dirt. - Jurgen smiling in the distance.

Here it comes, the final showdown. Fairy vs. Imp. Jurgen vs. Takeoshi who will win??

Players & Actions
Jurgen shot Crazyone
Crazyone shot air (action not sent in on time)
Takeoshi shot air (action not sent in on time)

Send me actions in by the 5th of November 23:59 MTZ!!!

[Katz Giffuri]

Final Round!

The day of reckoning has come, Jurgen on one side, and Takeoshi on the other.

"Sorry, but if you think you're going to win, you've got another thing coming. Bearded warlock-fairies are the scummiest of all the fairies." spat Takeoshi

Jurgen rolled his eyes and stroked his beard, chanting an incantation that this game has not heard of yet, it was going to be his grand finale.

While chanting, Takeoshi threw rocks at him, booing him.

"No one wants you here! You can't keep this world alive! Your progeny will be unsuitable!!" screamed Takeoshi

Jurgen, as if blown over by a huge gust of wind, fell on his back. Coughing up what seemed to be some strange pinkish blood. Eventually choking and suffocating - book in hand. Takeoshi was laughing his maniacal laugh over his dead body, for what seemed so sweet to him. Too bad that a few seconds later, a blazing noise was heard.. Jupiter rammed straight into Takeoshi's spine, and most of Earth.. Resulting in what seemed like the biggest explosion ever created in the face of the galaxy. Leaving absolutely nothing behind.

Game ends in a draw.

Players & Actions
Jurgen shot Takeoshi (Shot by Takeoshi)
Takeoshi shot Jurgen (Shot by Jurgen)