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Yummytummy Burritos
Joined: 29 Dec 2007
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Location: England
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| Dies of dehydration |
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Crazyone Totoro
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 850
Location: Warbears, UK :3
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| Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:47 am |
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| Takeoshi Totoro wrote: |
| Ben Lebowski wrote: |
| I just want the bar |
Unfortunately a bar just isn't viable in lynchton. The town drunk died many years ago in a previous mafia game related incident. Mayor crazyone may have the power to set up a 24hr bar but is it a wise economic decision? Is the demand there? |
I'm Scottish. I'll create my own demand |
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Ben Lebowski
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Joined: 04 Apr 2007
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Location: United States
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| Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2017 5:09 pm |
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| @Takeoshi Totoro wake up good sir |
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Crazyone Totoro
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
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Location: Warbears, UK :3
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| Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 5:57 pm |
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| @Takeoshi Totoro wake up good sir |
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Jurgen Smith
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Joined: 19 Aug 2007
Posts: 547
Location: 19th Century Ganymede
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| Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:38 pm |
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| I think your 24-hour drinking pub may have killed the host, Crazy. =P |
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Zeus Simpson
Joined: 06 May 2009
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Location: The Ceiling.
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| Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 9:45 am |
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Ha. Weak.
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Ben Lebowski
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Joined: 04 Apr 2007
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Location: United States
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| Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:12 pm |
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Update mafia or you will be visited by the ghost of Mochi. And she's not happy with u.
edit: yer dead m9
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Pepper Brancacane
Joined: 27 Nov 2007
Posts: 960
Location: back seat
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| Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:48 pm |
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| Wake this mafia game up rn plz i was getting so shooketh |
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Ben Lebowski
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| Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:32 pm |
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Knyh Risotto
Bug Hunters Team Member
Joined: 05 Jan 2008
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Location: BACKWARDS
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| Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 6:38 pm |
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went away for a week
mafia still not updated
fantastic
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Takeoshi Totoro
Warbears Mockup Master
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:44 pm |
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helo i am awake. mafia updaterino soon.
thanks 4 ur patience this was an art project to get into the mind of a surfer. i am ready to restart my commitments. |
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Takeoshi Totoro
Warbears Mockup Master
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
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A month had passed. The Crazyone administration had settled in. They had started with the promise of a bar Lynchton. Critics of the idea suggested that lynchton, a refuge for alcoholics where no alcohol was allowed was maybe not the best place to put a bar. Crazyone stood firm however, her pathetic excuse for a liver unable to stop her.
The bar opened in a grand ceremony, the old city hall had been converted into a prohibition era speakeasy. Classily lit with Crazy taking control of the bar area. The residents of lynchton queued up to each redeem their complimentary drink coupon (the usual kind, where you get a glass of orange juice with some homeopathic alcohol instilled) and the night began.
Immediately chaos. The residents were tearing down the bar. Knyh was throwing up everywhere. Miniman came back to life only to immediately die to Yummy in a bar fight.
Crazy shouldnt have given them alcohol. It was a terrible idea. Honestly the worst. Why’d you do it crazy why.
Everyone died of alcohol poisoning the end.
Or so it seemed, the residents of lynchton woke from their slumber 4 weeks later with awful headaches. They all decided it was probably a good idea to tear down the bar.
Also Pepper died apparently, but no one really cared. He was the coroner.
‘Breath of the Wild: In Review, an analysis of a video game using the medium of text, by Takeoshi Totoro (philanthropist, entrepreneur, genius)
Its not Dark Souls.
By Takeoshi Totoro, pretension in human form.’
day 4 has begun get lynching
ps crazyone is mayor
pps pepper did die
ppps jurgen will help out from now on so this is the last good update. |
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Pete Totoro
Translators Team
Joined: 02 Aug 2007
Posts: 857
Location: In the land of Köttbullar and Smörgåsbord.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 8:29 pm |
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| Wow Takeoshi isn't actually dead |
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Roxie Bauer
Joined: 04 May 2008
Posts: 1922
Location: Yes.
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| Posted: Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:55 pm |
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| oh great pepper's dead. at least that can point us to who the murderer is! |
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Simon Brancacane
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Joined: 17 Jul 2007
Posts: 595
Location: Karlstad, Sweden. Coolness rating: 10
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| Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 3:40 pm |
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Question to Takeoshi: What is the number of players on each team? If we're allowed to know, that is.
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